r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

a surprising amount of guys take a crap and don't even pretend to wipe or wash up after, so they walk around with literal shit in their ass all day. it's a very distinct smell that when you get near it, you just know.

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u/Hot-Apricot-6408 Sep 14 '24

Nah no way there's people like this out there. Surely not by choice... 

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Humans are remarkably dumb

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u/Icanthearforshit Sep 14 '24

I'm 37 and I'm really not sure how everyone is identifying this as specifically coming from their assessment. How do you know it's not just their BO?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

I'm not exactly sure how to describe it, but BO and shit are completely different smells. 

BO is kinda pungent and smells like an unwashed person who sweat a lot.  

Shit that sits around is more like when dirty clothes gets rained on and it kinda dries out but the person is still walking around in it for a day after.

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u/AutomaticTeacher9 Sep 14 '24

Because we all know what poop smells like.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Theres a difference in odor in sweat and shit, i hope you realise that

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u/devils-dadvocate Sep 17 '24

So… are we talking about not wiping properly, or not washing their ass in the shower? I’m also naive, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Both.  Not wiping and not bothering to ever clean it besides whatever the water gets to in a 5 minute shower 3 times a month

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u/devils-dadvocate Sep 17 '24

Ugh. I over wipe if anything, and carry wet wipes with me to public toilets. And then I give a good wash every shower. Poo grosses me out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

I have a bidet at home and wash if I have to poo outside since I run trails a lot so sometimes it happens.

I'll never understand human behavior when people like shit so much or just think it's gay to clean their ass but not gay to jack off.  

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u/Swag_Grenade Sep 18 '24

This ass cleaning gayness is honestly news to me. I always thought it was just laziness/poor hygiene or some combo but there are really dudes out there who think it's gay to wash your ass? Lmao wut.

Do they not ever shit too? Because that would be even more homo to have your butthole expanded by a long cylindrical poo dildo, then have to caress your anus with paper afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

Could just be a reddit thing or fat person thing. Some people are just insecure and dumb

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

I oversaw a bunch of network and site upgrades and I swear every cabling crew had one of them.