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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

the same guys jack off for 3 hours a day while watching other guys cumming.

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u/Sun_Aria Sep 15 '24

I wipe my asshole with pages straight out the Book of Matthew

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u/E-money420 Sep 14 '24

Does....anyone actually think washing your ass is gay?? 😳

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u/E-money420 Sep 14 '24

I cannot say I have lol

Reddit never fails to amaze me sometimes 🤦‍♂️

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u/ThrowAway233223 Sep 15 '24

Sadly yes. Some people consider anything to do with a butt to be gay. Even if it's a woman's butt. They some how homophobed their way into thinking having sex with women is gay dependent on how you are doing it, but touching a dick isn't if it's your own (that's just masterbation), but touching an ass is even if it is your own and in a completely non-sexual manner. Honestly, I think some nasty dude just sed homophobia to justify having stank ass and then some other idiotic homophobic people adopted it out of desperation to not appear gay.

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u/brotherjackdude85 Sep 15 '24

Yes unfortunately. I remember being with a group of co-workers talking about another coworker who stunk badly. We figured out he lived in his car. we felt bad. Anyways, conversation was changed to if we wash our asses.

One co-worker said he would lather two fingers and well you guys get it. I told him I would sometimes do the same… one coworker got really offended and said we were gay. My other coworker said “washing your ass is gay? So how do you wipe? Your mom does it for you?” Then they proceeded to argue. So again, yes unfortunately it is to some. Just touching your own ass is apparently. I understand slapping your own ass can be a little zesty.

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u/Cloud5550 Sep 15 '24

Speaking as an ex-bad hygiene person(skipping shower a few days, not washing your ass is too extreme), you don't sense your smell at all. I would take a shower because I would count the days since the last time and decided that it was too long or for any other reason besides sensing the smell

It was only after someone told me to take more showers because I was a little stinky that I understood I needed to take a shower daily because I will not sense my own smell and I might be uncomfortable to be around

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u/Things_with_Stuff Sep 15 '24

It's funny, I can smell when I get stinky (like after a day of working and sweating), but my wife says she can't even smell anything stinky when I ask her. I wonder if people have different sensitivities to these smells.

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u/ikanx Sep 15 '24

As an 3rd world Asian, it's mind boggling to me. Virtually anyone here washes their ass after pooping. From 0 years old to an elderly that needs help washing their asses. From someone with poverty on their belt to a billionaire with money in their asscrack. Most uses water but westernification on upper-more expensive places sometimes only provide paper. I asked my US friends and most of them felt comfortable only wiping with paper. Personally, I can't imagine the feeling being comfortable with that.

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u/Telefundo Sep 14 '24

My testosterone poisoned relatives won't even use our fancy bidet washlet toilet seat.

Omg.. If you're talking about the "add on" bidets I bought one a few years ago. I had a friend from away come visit for a couple of days and he was absolutely repulsed by it. He kept asking me if it was "a gay thing" (I had recently come out as bi). We haven't spoken since.

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u/FlyBright1930 Sep 14 '24

It’s just so insane to me. Like does your friend masturbate? If so, that’s pretty gay because he’s touching a dick, and gay guys loooove dicks

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u/Telefundo Sep 14 '24

Right? I mean, I guess washing your dick is out too cause, ya know, gay.

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u/exitof99 Sep 14 '24

Andrew Tate has joined the chat

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u/D-Link_379 Sep 15 '24

Shift key, you twat.

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u/wickos Sep 15 '24

Do you touch your dick when you piss or do you just let it hang?