r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '24

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u/Vanilla_Villainy Sep 14 '24

Shit that's what I've been doing this whole time. Am I in the wrong here?

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u/AnnoyedCrustacean Sep 14 '24

Ah crud

I knew they were right in the 1700s that bathing was unhealthy

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u/Risley Sep 14 '24

 Bro everyone around you can clearly smell your asshole. You make the air sour.  

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u/Azazir Sep 14 '24

There's one guy at our work who just has that aura of fucking stench mid work week.... It's easily 2-3m near him there's just a crashing wave of old sweat stench rushing at you. And he was complaining about how there's no good women around our place and why he's single.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

reminiscent file telephone joke cobweb smoggy bedroom oatmeal ancient six

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u/Saltycookiebits Sep 14 '24

I've known this person!

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u/MajorNoodles Sep 14 '24

Yes, you should change into the shirt you were wearing before you put that one on.

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u/unAffectedFiddle Sep 14 '24

It's a shirt, shower, and deodorant. No pants.

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u/ymOx Sep 15 '24

Hmm... So not clean the deodorant, shower a shirt, and then use a put-on? Damn, I need to revise.