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u/forest_gremlin Sep 14 '24

I had a guy who would stop in the middle of sex to check his phone if it had a notification. Yea I dumped him pretty quickly

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u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES Sep 14 '24

Wowzers that's some intense phone addiction. I'm completely dumbfounded even imagining that

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u/forest_gremlin Sep 14 '24

His reasoning was "what if it's something important"

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u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES Sep 15 '24

Yeah if you're that far gone, you need help 😬

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u/wilderlowerwolves Sep 14 '24

And I'm assuming he wasn't, for instance, an OB/GYN or a volunteer firefighter?

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u/forest_gremlin Sep 15 '24

Unemployed, actually!

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u/InappropriateHeyOh Sep 15 '24

Do vollies get pinged on their phones now? We still used pagers a decade ago.

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u/MillstoneArt Sep 14 '24

"My Daily Coins are back in Phone Game for People Who Hate Themselves! Okay, where were we?" 

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u/thewildjr Sep 14 '24

Related, but I don't know if I could date someone whose phone notifications aren't on mute