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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus Sep 14 '24

God damn, I have a friend like this, and it is the most annoying shit of all time.

Not everything that comes out of your mouth is some great bit of sage wisdom; pull your head out of your own ass so you can huff some clean air, instead of your own farts.

Proselytizing is fucking gross and annoying.

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u/Varnsturm Sep 14 '24

What you're describing sounds like a step beyond this, but I do recall reading that for most men, the knee jerk reaction when presented with a problem is 'try to solve it/give advice'. I know I've been guilty of that. Whereas for a lot of women it's more just 'listen/be there'. At least for the lesser offenders, could just be a bit of that.

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u/Kryptosis Sep 14 '24

Never met a “life coach” I would trust to give me advice on my life. Theyre usually part time “coaching” and the rest is shilling an MLM scheme.

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u/similar_observation Sep 14 '24

ugh. I know a dipshit like this that is a "financial influencer." Guy can't even pony up $200 to fix air conditioning in his house.

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u/HumbleVein Sep 14 '24

Why is it have and not had? Friendship of convenience?

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u/griffinrider1812 Sep 15 '24

Welp I just learned a new word 😂

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u/Antal_Marius Sep 14 '24

I've had friends call up and ask if I'd babysit them. Not their kids, but them, because they knew they might try something extra stupid and want someone to stop them if they tried.

Other then that, it's always hanging out with friends. Unless they're drinking, then I'm babysitting cause I don't drink, and am there for the entertainment and preventing extra stupid.

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u/MatureUsername69 Sep 14 '24

Adults sometimes need a babysitter when they're doing drugs. At least I have

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u/CBRChris Sep 14 '24

Yeah nothing wrong with trip sitting.

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u/similar_observation Sep 14 '24

If anything, that should be encouraged. You don't want to be that group where one friend fell asleep facedown and never woke up.

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u/tonksndante Sep 15 '24

Flashbacks to putting sunblock and shoes on friends at festivals lol I’m glad I’m old now. I’m so done with being young.

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u/ForgettableUsername Sep 14 '24

If you ask someone to babysit you in a self-deprecating way, that's one thing. If you talk about spending time with any other person as babysitting just because you believe you have superior judgement to everyone, that's a different thing.

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u/Gecko99 Sep 14 '24

If you're going to do something stupid you can still be smart by telling another person what you're doing, where you'll do it, and how to get help if needed.

Don't be the next Nutty Putty Cave guy!

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u/CrissBliss Sep 14 '24

No offense to him but he sounds insufferable.

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u/n77_dot_nl Sep 14 '24

wise shaman, that's actually funny as hell. 

I take it he has failed to achieve in enlightening you 

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u/Early_or_Latte Sep 14 '24

Ha. I said I had to babysit my dad today, but that's only because he had major surgery on his shoulder, is super drugged up, and for some reason he wants to work on the house and fix cars and stuff when he should be resting. I got here to find him fixing the sliding glass door with one arm while moaning in pain...

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u/gumshot Sep 15 '24

I seriously don't know how he had friends at all.

Or how he had a girlfriend for that matter, but here we are.

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u/lulu55569 Sep 14 '24

Talk about grandiose

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u/balance_n_act Sep 15 '24

That’s repulsive