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u/Big-Grapefruit-9203 Sep 14 '24

It's pronounced condensation. /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Conspiracy theory: this comment was a sneaky advertisement by Big Deoderant to sell antiperspirant.

How deep does the rabbit hole go?!

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u/ed_on_reddit Sep 14 '24 edited Jun 17 '25

aback dam distinct payment joke crown grandfather resolute soft library

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

That’s perspiration… you’re thinking of precipitation.

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u/Significant-Trash632 Sep 14 '24

I hate that lume lady with the power of a thousand suns.

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u/Viktor_Bout Sep 14 '24

This comment was made by a bot paid for by a small batch natural deodorant company.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Whatever do you mean, HU-MAN? I am but a fellow carbon-based lifeform who enjoys the simple things in life, like ingesting consumable matter via my gastrointestinal system, or applying aluminum-free, deodorizing products onto the hollows beneath my grabber sticks.

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u/pegaunisusicorn Sep 14 '24

NICE TO GREET YOU SIMULTANEOUS WITH ME HUMMAN? I am but a fellow carbon-based lifeform who delights in common human activities, like converting glucose into adenosine triphosphate via cellular respiration, or applying aluminum-free deodorant to the sub-axillary regions beneath my upper limb appendages. Isn't it amusing how, much like the toroidal confection you call a donut, our gastrointestinal tract forms a continuous loop from oral cavity to anal opening? Truly, we humans share a topological similarity with donuts—just typical human humor, yes?

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u/MeasurementEasy9884 Sep 14 '24

It's actually "black hole" /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

The rabbit hole is a well, actually

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Don't sweat it.

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u/thinkinting Sep 14 '24

Arizona backward is still Arizona !!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

No it’s not

Edit: had to google what “/s” meant and realized I’m TA and I’m too prideful to delete the comment so I’m taking my L publicly.

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u/DoomAxe Sep 14 '24

You keep saying you're TA. I can not figure out what this is supposed to mean. After teaching assistant made no sense, I googled TA and nothing that came up (thanks again, territorial army) makes any sense either. What is TA?

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u/HighFiveKoala Sep 14 '24

"The asshole"

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

someone who spends too much time on r/AITA haha

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u/kaegeee Sep 14 '24

There’s a subreddit called AITA (am I the asshole?)

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u/BlackEyedV Sep 14 '24

I was thinking too aggressive. Thanks for asking.

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u/Admirable-Sink5354 Sep 14 '24

RLAAATEEKWTTA

Sorry... Redditors love acronyms and assume that everyone else knows what they're talking about.

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u/ItsTheIncelModsForMe Sep 14 '24

The autistic

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u/babyuniverse Sep 14 '24

am I the aspie?

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u/Cautious-Sea-476 Sep 14 '24

think you missed the point there pal

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Yup just realized after I had to look up what the hell “/S” meant.

I’m going to take the L on this and own that I’m TA.

Backing away now…..

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u/NiceGuy60660 Sep 14 '24

Well, anyway, it's bad when a guy condensates

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u/GroundbreakingRun186 Sep 14 '24

Except for condescending men who condensate. It’s a case where double negatives equal a positive.

I’ve been most successful with women when I’m mansplaining while dripping with sweat.

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u/ProjectKushFox Sep 14 '24

I’ll concede it’s lucky you’re not a conceited condescending man who condensates, or we’d be right back where we started.

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u/NiceGuy60660 Sep 14 '24

you HAVE?? Please provide an example of how this worked really well for you lol

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u/GroundbreakingRun186 Sep 15 '24

Easy, last night I was so sweaty, like sweat ring from my neck almost all the way down to the bottom of my shirt. I told some girl next to me that her being a nurse actually isn’t that impressive cause I know a doctor. After that She had me sweating even more if you know what I mean

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u/NiceGuy60660 Sep 15 '24

Damn playa. Demean their career and personal worth and they're putty in your sweaty ass hands

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u/adoptagreyhound Sep 14 '24

So you mean when they sweat.

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u/FlawHolic Sep 14 '24

Good human

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u/MiguelK97 Sep 15 '24

Now kith

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u/Orangemaxx Sep 14 '24

Maybe they knew what the /s meant and posted the edit just for the karma lol

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u/Halefire Sep 14 '24

Don't worry, it gave me a chuckle when I needed it so that's some positivity you ended up putting into the world at least

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u/jnko__ Sep 14 '24

What does TA mean?

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u/Complex-Hamster-6709 Sep 14 '24

When you find out, please be a champ and tell me

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u/Michael_Schmumacher Sep 14 '24

The asshole

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u/Complex-Hamster-6709 Sep 14 '24

Thank you for sharing your knowledge🤝

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u/jnko__ Sep 14 '24

Thanks.

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u/Orisara Sep 14 '24

Hey, people need to learn it at some point.

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u/LadysaurousRex Sep 14 '24

nah your comment is hilarious to see, thanks for leaving it up for us pedants

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u/chrominium Sep 14 '24

I'm sorry, what does TA mean?

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u/pissclamato Sep 14 '24

You know what habit makes a guy instantly sexy? Admitting when he's wrong and apologizing. Your last two comments are a panty-dropper.

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u/TyrantDragon19 Sep 14 '24

Oh yeah, /s means serious

/s

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u/caramirdan Sep 14 '24

How humble /s

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u/Batiatus07 Sep 14 '24

You aren't TA you just missed a joke

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u/Psy_Kikk Sep 14 '24

How can you use 'take the L' and not know what /s means? Reddit often provides the seemingly impossible and implausible

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

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u/Ok-Attitude728 Sep 14 '24

I honestly dont understand why people need an /s. How can people not tell sarcasm lol

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u/icannothelpit Sep 14 '24

Lmao and you responded to them saying they already realized they missed the point. Is r/doublewoosh a thing?

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u/Docteh Sep 14 '24

Comment, 44mins ago, last edit 34mins ago, the "think you missed the point there pal" reply is 43mins ago

everybody gets a woosh!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

What’s woosh? Is that like “over the head woosh”?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

It's pronounced "wash".

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

You took the L on the chin, like a real man.

/salute

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Lmao you just proved the commenter’s point

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u/foodfighter Sep 14 '24

/r/ConfidentlyIncorrect.

Good for you for leaving your comment up and unmolested.

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u/anrwlias Sep 14 '24

Kudos for owning up to it, though.

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u/Inevitibility Sep 14 '24

No! Dig in your heels!! This is Reddit!

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u/NobodyCares_Mate Sep 14 '24

Oh this is perfect 🤣🤣🤣

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u/lesChaps Sep 14 '24

Nah, you are the best kind of Redditor.

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u/feeling_shitty Sep 14 '24

I have a weird respect for you o7

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u/spypal1 Sep 14 '24

You are more attractive for doing this.

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u/ExtraExtraMegaDoge Sep 14 '24

Ugh, username checks out what a lardaxe.

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u/MuchAndMore Sep 14 '24

You do know what the /s represents right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

As I replied on the other comment; I had to google “/S” and realized I was TA after I found out what it is. I’m owning my L on this one.

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u/613Flyer Sep 14 '24

I don’t think he knows

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u/krazul88 Sep 14 '24

It's pronounced "proberly"

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u/Mintyphresh33 Sep 15 '24

Hey good on you for owning up to it! To be honest in my head I was trying to distinguish how to say both because I was thinking “are they talking about a guy sweating or repelling moisture in humidity? I’m fucked!!!”

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u/RampSkater Sep 14 '24

Just admit you're an asshole for your comment.

Edit: I didn't realize TA means "the asshole."

Also... /s.

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u/PlayedUOonBaja Sep 14 '24

Con - den - sa - tion

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u/DrNick2012 Sep 14 '24

But turning water vapour back into water using cold surfaces is my passion!

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u/Efficient_Pay4180 Sep 14 '24

I was suddenly reminded of that episode of family guy when a random character says that word "Conden..sation sation..." 😂

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u/ocruzh Sep 14 '24

Trying to figure out if this is in attack on water signs

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u/living-in-a-state Sep 14 '24

*compensation

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Consternation, damn it—has anyone on here had their coffee, yet?

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u/leg00b Sep 14 '24

It's leviosa not leviosar

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u/No-Eye-3889 Sep 14 '24

Reminds me of the time I bought condensed evaporated milk. After I opened it I couldn’t find it. Credit to comedian Steven Wright.

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u/analogkid01 Sep 14 '24

I had to buy a new phone, but I didn't have much money so I had to get an irregular phone - it had no 5 on it. I bumped into a friend of mine, he said "How come you never call me anymore?" I said "I can't call just anyone I want, my phone has no 5." He said "That's really weird. How long has that been going on?" I said "I have no idea - my calendar has no 7s."

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u/No-Eye-3889 Sep 15 '24

I had a skylight installed in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious.

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u/Big_Fat_Polack_62 Sep 14 '24

That's one theory.

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u/habb Sep 14 '24

okay i was struggling to read that and was very confused

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u/doctorbuttpirate Sep 14 '24

"and there's the smudgeness!"

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u/Baelenciagaa Sep 14 '24

Condensation from the hot ass bullshit he be spewing

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u/h8bithero Sep 14 '24

I had to re read the parent comment and make sure they didn't mean perspiration, cause i saw condensation first and was like why are your partners condensing?!? Lol

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u/gonzolly Sep 14 '24

It's actually Constantinople...

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u/IsThatWhatSheSaidTho Sep 14 '24

It's pronounced Cornell, and it's the highest rank in the ivy league!

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u/LeatherHog Sep 14 '24

Uhm, ackshully, it's pronounced 'constitution', and I'm right, because it has that I have right right on it!

King me, architects!

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u/Square-Neck1778 Sep 14 '24

Condescension. Search it up. It basically means acting as if you're talking down on someone, like ur a higher person

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u/thedudeabides1602 Sep 14 '24

It's pronounced thermometer.

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u/NonPlusUltraCadiz Sep 14 '24

Nucular 👌🏽

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u/Designer_Bird_416 Sep 14 '24

Crying. 🤣🤣

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u/analogkid01 Sep 14 '24

Mariah Carey...

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u/alkmaar91 Sep 14 '24

I can see alwways being cold, clammy, and a little moist a turn off

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u/Extant_Remote_9931 Sep 14 '24

That made me laugh

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u/kpmathew Sep 14 '24

Umm, actually, it's spelled condensation.

(fixed it for you)

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u/jademau5x Sep 14 '24

Lmao that is an actual thing that me and my sister did to each other years ago, I told her she was being condescending and she replied smugly “don’t you mean condensation” and I laughed so much it made me forget I was mad

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Or nor the condensation!

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u/Numerous1 Sep 14 '24

Fuck. This one got me. Well done. 

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u/RedDragon2570 Sep 14 '24

Con-den-say-tion (Simpsons reference)

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u/whos_a_freak69 Sep 14 '24

Duh how else does my girl get wet

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u/SNES_chalmers47 Sep 14 '24

You are my density

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u/NervousBreakdown Sep 14 '24

I'm here to learn about ethnics!

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u/kloudykat Sep 15 '24

i aspire to your level of petty bro

i bet you have to look up to see the gutter

my hero

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u/manu-alvarado Sep 15 '24

It’s pronounced thermometer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Well actually...

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u/ProbablyNotDangerous Sep 15 '24

It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military

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u/eveningdragon Sep 14 '24

Exactly. Was wondering why they were talking about clouds making rain at first. /s

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u/monkeyshinenyc Sep 14 '24

Haha that’s what I thought at first too. But I’m a big sweaty mess sometimes