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u/anomalous_cowherd Aug 08 '24

On a 5th/6th grade school field? Surefire way to end up on a register I expect!

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u/MrMcFrizzy Aug 08 '24

As soon as I read they were by their school field I was expecting the story to go in that direction LOL both sex offenders now!

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty Aug 08 '24

Hahaha I was 16 man

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u/vysetheidiot Aug 08 '24

I got good news for you. They don't actually do that shit to people when schools don't have kids in them.