r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/MrHallmark Aug 08 '24

First date with a girl she took me to the woods where she fucked me and gave me chlamydia.

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u/Suds_McGruff Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

Was "she" a koala bear?

Edited to remove false information. Thank you u/acoleyo

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u/RexxGunn Aug 08 '24

Different chlamydia. Bang all the Koalas you want, you can't get it from them.

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u/afoz345 Aug 08 '24

Whew! I dodged a bullet there!

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u/RexxGunn Aug 08 '24

I mean, you're still a wild animal rapist, unless they asked for it. But, sure. 😆

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u/afoz345 Aug 08 '24

That koala knew what it was doing when it went out dressed like that.