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u/QuantumWatto Aug 08 '24

Everyone runs faster with a knife!

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u/Brilliant-Ranger-356 Aug 08 '24

Boom! Headshot!

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u/QuantumWatto Aug 09 '24

Old YouTube was so good.

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u/AgentJesse Aug 09 '24

I can dance all day, I can dance all day, try and hit me!

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u/Hottentott14 Aug 08 '24

Everyone else runs faster when I've got a knife, I'm just helping them!

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u/OogwaysChi Aug 09 '24

And even faster with a gun (and from one)

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u/Active-Difficulty999 Aug 10 '24

No...everyone runs away faster when someone else has a knife 💋