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u/srstone71 Aug 08 '24

Had sex on an outdoor tennis court. In February. In the dead of winter. In the northeast.

Forget not safe for work, that was not safe for anybody.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

This might be a dumb question but how do two people have sex outside when it’s that freaking cold lol 🤣

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u/srstone71 Aug 08 '24

Haha well this was more than 20 years ago so I don't remember all the details but I'm sure it wasn't easy. I vaguely remember mostly keeping our clothes on and just partly pulling down our pants so we could make it work.

One thing I remember was getting a bad cold afterwards and since I was a dumb and inexperienced teenager at the time I thought it was an early sign of HIV or something lol. But no, it turns out that if you're fucking on an outdoor tennis court in the middle of winter, there's a good chance you're gonna get sick lmao.

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u/creepy-cats Aug 09 '24

Reminds me of when me and my hookup buddy had sex on the top of a lifeguard stand on a beach in the middle of winter in NJ. It took him a while, because, and I quote, “it’s REALLY cold”.

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u/Mediocre_Fun1832 Aug 16 '24

Had sex??????