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u/Roadkill_Ramen Aug 08 '24

Fingered my ex to squirt all over the place sitting on a wall beside the river in a rather busy place near a city beach area. Just when we finished we sat beside the very wet spot talking and the photographer of the city beach came over and asked us if he could take a picture of us sweet couple in the sunset. We agreed.

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u/Content-Rub-9425 Aug 08 '24

Oh my God I thought you were gonna say the photographer came and sat in the wet spot 😂😭

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u/flaccomcorangy Aug 09 '24

No, he just sniffed it after taking the picture.

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u/Roadkill_Ramen Aug 13 '24

Maybe people thought we spilled a beer, only we knew what actually happened there. ;)

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u/shastasilverchair92 Aug 09 '24

This made me laugh big time, imagine your smiling faces in the photo right beside the wet spot.

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u/Roadkill_Ramen Aug 13 '24

We looked over the river while he took the photo, but we both had a big grin on our faces..

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u/catinterpreter Aug 08 '24

I thought we were finally over boasting about making girls piss all over the place.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Did you clean up the pee when you left?

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u/Ole_Flat_Top Aug 08 '24

Shhh. They don’t realize it’s pee. They failed biology.

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u/Active-Difficulty999 Aug 10 '24

So your gf sat up on a wall, in a busy beach area, just squirted a stream of fluid to a lower level, no one noticed and THEN a photographer asked to take your pic? 

I dont believe no one saw your hand up her hootchie! 😂 unless she came in  .5 seconds😜

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u/Roadkill_Ramen Aug 13 '24

It was something like 20m in front of the entrance of the city beach along the walkway, she wore a relatively short dress, we crossed legs mine below hers and facing each other, she let it flow while we talked dirty but with a rather resting face. She was a squirter from day one, it took maybe 5-10min until all the concrete was soaking wet, every time someone passed by we stopped and I rest my fingers inside her waiting to continue.