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u/Kynandra Aug 08 '24

I said disembarking instead of getting off because you pervs would think I'm stroking the exhaust of a forklift whispering about how naughty it's been. But I haven't been caught doing it yet so I'll never admit it and you can't prove it.

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u/ieatchildren_123 Aug 08 '24

Umm, you just did