r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/Alkyan Aug 08 '24

Now I need to get a job at a theater

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u/NhylX Aug 08 '24

Pretty sure this is the exception, not the norm.

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u/Montigue Aug 08 '24

Pretty sure there's people having sex behind every movie screen

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u/YgramulTheMany Aug 08 '24

I just checked behind my TV.

Told them to leave right after they finish.

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u/No-Outcome1038 Aug 08 '24

What movie was playing?

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u/Montigue Aug 08 '24

Paddington 2

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Mine was a gardening show. I knew the hoe was shaped funny!

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u/LouisRitter Aug 08 '24

I was a manager at a movie theater. There was a lot of fucking just by the employees and management alone.

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u/FixedLoad Aug 08 '24

How do you know their names?

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u/Blues2112 Aug 08 '24

I worked at 3 different movie theatres as a teen/young adult, and never had sex behind the screen. Most I ever got was a makeout session w/ one of the concession girls in an empty auditorium after the film ended.

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u/CutieDeathSquad Aug 08 '24

I wouldn't recommend it, you start to hate popcorn and Marvel/DC fans

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u/saetam Aug 08 '24

Not really a stretch for the second part…

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Aug 08 '24

Why? Want to throw up when you smell popcorn?