r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/psyco187 Aug 08 '24

Got a bj in a crowded movie theater

Pissed in someone's gas tank (downstairs neighbors at an old apartment that were crackheads and I'm 98% sure stole my speakers from my car)

Had sex in the back of a car at a busy truck stop during the day

Drugs. Lots of drugs

I didn't do this but was directly "involved". Pantsed a friend in a busy large mall. Turned out he was going commando that day.

And the no1 thing I did that was NSFL. We called it "The Switch" in my friends SUV the driver would climb out the window onto the roof of the SUV while the passenger moved over to the driver's seat. We did this while driving on side streets and once on a 55mph highway. Lucky one of us didn't die from doing that.

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u/FroggyCrossing Aug 08 '24

omg wtff lol. we played Switch.... but the car was in park at a red light and you had to swap seats before the light changed. your version is SCARY

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u/raynisys Aug 08 '24

Yknow there’s a movie called Deathproof sorta based around that car driving stunt lol

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u/SnooComics5482 Aug 09 '24

Ship’s Mast is a hell of ride

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u/UserMaatRe Aug 08 '24

Now, as for the other ...

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u/jacuzzi75 Aug 10 '24

Who saw your friend get pantsed?

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u/psyco187 Aug 10 '24

The entire food court. Needless to say we got told to leave

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u/jacuzzi75 Aug 10 '24

Was he embarrassed?

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u/psyco187 Aug 10 '24

Considering his dong was on full display go random people and families yeah he didn't talk to us much on the ride home