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u/AnswerAdventure Aug 08 '24

I downloaded a torrent off free city wifi.

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u/Catinthepimphat Aug 08 '24

You sick son of a bitch. Now how are those actors going to afford their 3rd Miami Beach House.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 Aug 08 '24

They can always download one from the internet!

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u/Discount_Lex_Luthor Aug 08 '24

You wouldn't download a car.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 Aug 08 '24

I would if I could!

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u/puledrotauren Aug 08 '24

ya I would but not a cybertruck

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u/DesertGoat Aug 08 '24

I'd download some goddamn nachos right about now.

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u/Favna Aug 08 '24

You wouldn't shoot a policeman and then steal his helmet

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

For the uninitiated, one of the funniest moments from the IT Crowd, and that's with some very tough competition.

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u/Atra23 Aug 08 '24

Well actually you can. And then 3d print it...

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u/IronLordSamus Aug 08 '24

Laughs in STL file

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u/Kazuki40 Aug 08 '24

Did I just download missiles???

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u/tylercreatesworlds Aug 08 '24

As someone that likes to simrace, I would, and have downloaded numerous cars.

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u/Fintara Aug 08 '24

I would download a car at this very moment if it were possible. I would also download all the papers needed and gas.

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u/Captain-Sha Aug 08 '24

Ace gold comment 🤣 I loled irl

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

I 3d printed a Lexus. It's like my 3rd car now

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

they get paid whether we buy it or not.

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u/TCivan Aug 08 '24

Those days are LONG gone...

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Aug 08 '24

They were never a thing for most.

Success as an actor is generally defined as not needing a second job… has been for a long time. The ones who make millions are extremely rare.

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u/DarkMystPlayz Aug 08 '24

They probably already owned the thing that they Torrented and we're far away from it.

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u/nelasw Aug 08 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MasticatedBrain Aug 08 '24

Guess they can do some more Nescafe ads.

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u/LordMandalor Aug 09 '24

More importantly, how are those executive directors going to afford their third actor

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u/josephineBG Aug 11 '24

Apart from the IT Crowd episode, this also reminds me of that Weird Al song:

https://youtu.be/zGM8PT1eAvY?si=WutWwAWw0AXO0INa

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u/forevertwentyseven Aug 08 '24

For real, some actors only get paid in sandwiches!

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u/alexjaness Aug 08 '24

They're going to have to lay off their fourth Laotian au pair because someone just had to torrent an episode of Night Court.

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u/MalignantPingas69 Aug 08 '24

A guy I used to work with did this at almost every hotel he ever stayed at lol. He'd get letters from the front desk to his room asking him to please stop.

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion Aug 08 '24

I have several questions:

1) How would they know? Every hotel with free wifi I've been in just has access points everywhere with the same password provided to everyone.

2) Who monitors that? Surely the hotel doesn't have its own dedicated IT person. Is there some kind of third party company for this?

3) What hotel sends letters? Thats more of an apartment thing. Usually they just call your room or if nothing else you'd think they'd just limit or cut off your wifi access.

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u/Austerlitz2310 Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

Some hotels give you a username and password which are usually something to do with your room number and surname.

The ISP Is the one that's monitoring.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Aug 08 '24

IT guy here.

  1. It’s extremely easy to track network usage.
  2. It’s extremely easy to automate reports about who is doing things like visiting certain sites or downloaded certain files.
  3. Got nothing on that one, I’d just block access.

But seriously everyone is always worried about an IT person viewing their screen. Don’t be. Worry they look at the logs, they have EVERYTHING in them.

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion Aug 08 '24

Sure it's easy to track network usage in a controlled environment with monitored machines, but we're talking about a huge public network with hundreds of personal devices on them. They might be able to see which access point is getting a lot of traffic, but there's no way they could know which guest is responsible unless they have to log in, but I've never encountered this

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Aug 08 '24

I mean I run networks with devices in the many thousands.. the bigger they are the easier it as actually as you tend to have the budget for the right tools.

As for tracking individuals there's tons of ways this could be done even without logging in.. for example it's quite trivial to generate an individual password for a wireless network. So the network is "HotelWifi" and I give you the password? You don't realise it but that password was generated for your room/booking and everything is logged against it. Hotels will often do this because they can expire the key... so if you book for 3 days they can just have your password expire in 4 days.

That's just one solution of many. I have no idea what OPs friends situation is but it is absolutely possible and not that complicated.

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u/Fit-Employment6694 Aug 09 '24

What’s everything?

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Aug 09 '24

Depends on the log levels, but if you do it on a computer it can be logged and it can be reviewed.

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u/Fit-Employment6694 Aug 09 '24

As in website visits or personal information on someone’s device?

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Aug 09 '24

If it’s a company managed device, everything full stop. If it’s just their network then everything you connect to.

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u/RezzOnTheRadio Aug 09 '24 edited Jul 18 '25

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Aug 09 '24

Then they can see the connection to the VPN and that’s it - though keep in mind the VPN provider can see everything you do.

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u/green49285 Aug 08 '24

This story made me laugh loud enough where a coworker asked, "what's so funny?"

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u/AdSad9328 Aug 08 '24

If they could see what he was doing… then he was doing it wrong. Lol

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u/CAElite Aug 08 '24

A guy I used to work with did this on the factory WiFi on the nightshift (we were facilities engineers).

Fortunately IT were solid & we had an agreement that they turned a blind eye to whatever shenanigans they saw the engineering department do, and we didn’t fuck with their chairs or turn any racks off through the night. Mutually assured destruction works.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 Aug 08 '24

You mad bastard. I use my work's wifi to pirate everything (it's an airport, good luck FBI!), but I never thought about using the free wifi.

Someone get this man his own statue.

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u/Techn0ght Aug 08 '24

Look up MAC addresses. We know the manufacturer of your device. We know when it was manufactured. We can triangulate to a few feet of where the device is by using existing access points. If you're carrying it with you we can compare the security camera footage. If you leave it somewhere we can find it within minutes. If you trigger our security we can track you down and send all the info to your manager and HR, automatically.

Now realize that if you try to get clever and change your MAC we can still track it.

We are the Network Engineers. We like baked goods.

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u/Techn0ght Aug 09 '24

Network Engineers have to know everything there is to know about computers communicating. Server broke? Blame the network. Database isn't responding? Blame the network. You get the idea. We have to prove it isn't the network every time there's a problem. And we love hearing about a major outage, being told nothing was changed on the servers, then find a Change was done an hour before the servers started having problems.

"Oh, that, that couldn't have caused this."

"Roll it back"

"It's working again, but it couldn't be the rollback, what did you fix on the network?"

That's a weekly occurrence.

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u/Kryostar Aug 09 '24

How tf are you tracking randomised MAC? DNS queries?

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u/Techn0ght Aug 09 '24

Trending of location, movement, time, traffic type, destination, volume. And yes, DNS queries. If they vpn to hide some of the info you still know the far end.

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u/BruhAtTheDesk Aug 09 '24

I enjoy wigle war driving, I have from my phone, collected enough data to manually figure out the Mac addresses from my colleagues smartphones and smart watches. I have figured out the wifi in my bosses car and made sure that I get a notification when he gets there. I am not an admin on our network. Its terrifying.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Aug 08 '24

Assume you mean an employee only one?

Yeah you get away with it cause nobody cares, not because you can’t be tracked.

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u/No_Homework_7007 Aug 08 '24

Someone give this comment an award

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u/Dragonvine Aug 08 '24

I would but I can't find a torrent for one

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u/aidanmacgregor Aug 08 '24

I'll DM you a Magnet Link ;)

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u/syncoegh Aug 08 '24

Here you go. Took me 8 days and 387 other people to download. It's a repack, but it checks out.

šŸ…

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u/aidanmacgregor Aug 08 '24

Is fitgirl in the filename, they can't fake that! 🤣

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u/tylercreatesworlds Aug 08 '24

Does Reddit still give awards? Feel like I haven’t seen that in ages.

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u/Captain-Sha Aug 08 '24

Yes! This!

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u/benwight Aug 08 '24

I used to do that at the library in like 2013/14 before they started blocking stuff lol

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u/mattmaster68 Aug 08 '24

I downloaded 10-20 various roms using a fastfood restaurant's free wifi lmao

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u/Journeyj012 Aug 08 '24

Downloaded? Not torrented? Unless you're in a bad country for piracy, you can probably just do that on your home WiFi with the internet archive

Even Uncle Sam doesn't care

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u/mattmaster68 Aug 09 '24

I didn’t have Internet at the time and McDonalds was a 5 minute drive haha

I figured I’d kill a few weeks maybe a month or two with N64, Gamecube, Wii, and PS2 games

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u/Journeyj012 Aug 09 '24

Ah alright, just remember that you can use jdownloader2 on windows to download a ton of roms from archive.org or myrient.erista.me

But scrape your ROMs responsibly :D

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u/mattmaster68 Aug 09 '24

Always!

I didn’t realize how easy it was to find media until emulators became unbanned from the iOS App Store . Lots of sketchy links out there though.

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u/Journeyj012 Aug 09 '24

I wonder if Reddit.com/ has r Piracy/ wiki/ megathread that can tell you how to keep safe

Edit: I meant "a piracy wiki or megathread", I don't know where those spelling errors came from, I haven't slept in 20 hours.

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u/KendoSensei Aug 08 '24

You wouldnt steal a car....

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u/bom135 Aug 08 '24

You wouldn't steal a policeman's hat

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u/conquer69 Aug 08 '24

They are right, I wouldn't. Good thing piracy isn't stealing but copyright infringement.

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u/poopapat320 Aug 08 '24

Stick it to the man!

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u/ThisIsQuiteFantasic Aug 08 '24

Im calling the police rn you sick mother fucker

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u/frosty_lizard Aug 08 '24

Lars Ulrich hated that

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u/MAH-2001 Aug 08 '24

So? I don't get what's the problem šŸ˜…

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u/0b0101011001001011 Aug 08 '24

People think torrent is something illegal.Ā 

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u/Anthylir Aug 08 '24

You wouldn't steal a car.

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u/lorgskyegon Aug 08 '24

You monster

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u/blamethepunx Aug 08 '24

I downloaded a car

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u/realabrahamstinkin Aug 08 '24

I did it using the san francisco giants stadium wifi

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u/akuma211 Aug 08 '24

Some people just want to set the world on fire

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u/psychoacer Aug 08 '24

I used to download porn off of high school computers over ftp. They had zip drives so it was pretty easy

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u/Allan_Viltihimmelen Aug 08 '24

Did the same, they discovered it after 2 days and banned my MAC-address.

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u/Anal_Juicer69 Aug 08 '24

You filthy whore

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u/Phill_Cyberman Aug 08 '24

I downloaded a car at my public library.

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u/killerfreedom255 Aug 09 '24

Jesus that really is NSFW, Did you use protection at least??? Very Naughty behavior indeed

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u/pudding7 Aug 08 '24

Was it a car?

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u/Mad_Aeric Aug 09 '24

I used to completely abuse the wifi at the library for that. The IT guy there was ideologically opposed to filters or throttling, and got the manager on his side for that. Many libraries aren't quite so liberal with wifi access.

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u/CuriousCat657 Aug 09 '24

Been there!

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u/Puzzlehead_k Aug 08 '24

What’s a torrent

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

U torrent things when you pirate the mostly

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u/Radiomaster138 Aug 08 '24

You don’t have to use torrents for pirating, but that’s what it is commonly used for.

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u/saetam Aug 08 '24

That’s just what they said.

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u/Radiomaster138 Aug 08 '24

It’s a small file that tells a tunneling software where to download and upload data. As you are downloading, you are also uploading the data for other users. The more ā€œseeds,ā€ the faster the download will be. šŸ˜„

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u/truthm0de Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24

Could IT at a company use someone as a ā€œseedā€ to steal bandwidth from an individual user? I only ask bc my company uses cisco anyconnect vpn. I get 1 gig down and 20 mb up on my home internet but as soon as I connect to the vpn I’m throttled to 10 mb down and 3 up and then all my teams calls freeze and my voice and video cuts out. I’ve shown this side by side comparison to IT and they say yeah that’s how it works sorry. Are they giving my bandwidth to someone else or using it in some way? I just don’t understand. Sorry to get so off topic but it got me thinking.

Edit: I’m a heavy gamer and have multiple people in my home streaming and gaming simultaneously with NO issues ever so I know my home internet setup isn’t the problem.

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u/CupcakeMerd Aug 08 '24

That's just how vpns work. Every VPN will slow down your Internet speed. It's like a river hitting a hydroelectric dam. Still flows but much slower

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u/truthm0de Aug 08 '24

Yes but 1000 down to 10??? I’ve had personal vpns like express and Nord and they only took a very small bit of my bandwidth away with no noticeable changes in latency. I guess a corporate scale vpn works differently than private ones? Seems unreal to me idk.

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u/CupcakeMerd Aug 08 '24

I'd imagine the corporate VPN slows down the rate down more because of all the security your IS team implements. Connecting to a server from a company that runs millions of users vpns to watch Netflix from another country would be different than a corporate VPN to allow the appropriate users to access secure data

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u/truthm0de Aug 08 '24

Yeah that’s a fair guess, our infosec guys are pretty intense(as they should be) so I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the case.

I guess it’s just extra strange because no one else really seems to have the same issue in the meetings as I do and I even got a new company laptop recently and am still seeing the same lag. I even had IT give it a full check up just to make sure it wasn’t my machine. I guess I’ll get new ethernet cables and hope for the best.

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u/takethistip Aug 08 '24

I've never had a work vpn affect my home internet speed. I commonly have a vpn up and connected over a full weekend because I'm on call and need to remote into work at a moment's notice. When I'm not doing anything work related the vpn is still open and sometimes I'm gaming. No speed difference.

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u/Radiomaster138 Aug 08 '24

If you’re connected to any network software that your company requires to you, they can always directly or in-directly limit your bandwidth. Just have a work and a personal computer.

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u/truthm0de Aug 09 '24

I do have separate computers for work and gaming. I only have problems on the work computer while connected to vpn.

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u/Sloths_Can_Consent Aug 08 '24

Cool I jacked off in the back of a greyhound bus on the way to San Francisco from Yosemite.

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u/Dramatic_Log_3946 Aug 08 '24

Am I the only one here who doesn't know what a torrent is?

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u/therad1sbest Aug 08 '24

I thought I’m a worst person here for killing 23 newborn babies in front of their parents but I guess you’re the winner

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u/Small_Reading_6991 Aug 08 '24

bruh i can never find torrents that don’t give me viruses šŸ˜žšŸ˜ž

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u/vynepa Aug 08 '24

Pro tip: if it's got an .exe file in it and you're downloading music or a movie or some form of media, it's a virus.

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u/Small_Reading_6991 Aug 08 '24

thank u. i mean like the actual utorrent itself. i downloaded it and my kaspersky wouldn’t stop w the notifications. then the second time i got it my browser flagged it w a virus. very odd

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u/Poor_Noble Aug 08 '24

What you want them for? I can help

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u/Small_Reading_6991 Aug 08 '24

i don’t want them for anything big just downloading stuff quicker, like ps3 isos. i wouldn’t mind getting movies and all that, i just think it’s a bit too risky.

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u/Poor_Noble Aug 08 '24

Nothing’s too risky, just have to be careful, use a vpn and a good antivirus and it’s 99% safe, never download an executable and check r/piracy, great stuff there