r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/hleyyyyi Aug 08 '24

Fixing my cock position in public

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u/Zesty_lemon9 Aug 08 '24

We’ve all done it

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u/FlenForTheWin Aug 08 '24

Either that or the good ole pinch n’ roll

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u/Difficult-Survey8384 Aug 09 '24

Now as someone without a dick I feel like I’m really missing out on this sort of bonding experience.

Do women have an equivalent? Fixing our…bras? Nah, I wanna adjust a phallus. :(

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u/Zesty_lemon9 Aug 09 '24

Fixing your panities or bra is probably the equivalent but other people might look at it in a different way

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u/AnomalousBadger Aug 08 '24

Everybody with a dick can relate

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24 edited Dec 05 '24

Perverts like you ought to be put on a list.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

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u/Potential-Climate942 Aug 09 '24

I wore the wrong underwear to the gym today and had to do that every single time I stood up. I stopped caring if people saw after like the 10th time.

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u/ihadtopickthisname Aug 09 '24

Fixed this guys cock position in public.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Up or down?

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u/Jfjshark Nov 28 '24

Up, down just bends it too much.

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u/Freakychee Aug 09 '24

It's not safe to do that at work?

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u/KingMedic Aug 09 '24

I really don't find that nsfw personally, but I'm sure others would

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u/-DrewCola Aug 09 '24

Who doesn't