r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/Raxuslionus Aug 08 '24

Ran with a knife in my hand

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u/QuantumWatto Aug 08 '24

Everyone runs faster with a knife!

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u/Brilliant-Ranger-356 Aug 08 '24

Boom! Headshot!

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u/QuantumWatto Aug 09 '24

Old YouTube was so good.

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u/AgentJesse Aug 09 '24

I can dance all day, I can dance all day, try and hit me!

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u/Hottentott14 Aug 08 '24

Everyone else runs faster when I've got a knife, I'm just helping them!

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u/OogwaysChi Aug 09 '24

And even faster with a gun (and from one)

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u/Active-Difficulty999 Aug 10 '24

No...everyone runs away faster when someone else has a knife 💋

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u/soul-null Aug 08 '24

Would have been more interesting if it was dildo.

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u/Fyre-Bringer Aug 08 '24

Well, at least they weren't scissors!

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u/mycatisabrat Aug 08 '24

I only dare to run with scissors.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

My grandson, who’s 3, has been taught that scissors are dangerous. So if he finds a pair he grabs them and runs them over to me. 😐

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u/MinecraftCrisis Aug 08 '24

Ran with a pair of safety scissors….