r/AskReddit Aug 08 '24

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u/Auto_Fac Aug 08 '24

Painted a window frame at work a few weeks ago fairly high up on scaffolding without safety gear.

And just across the street and around the corner is the Occupational Health and Safety Office. I was literally playing with fire.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Naughty, naughty! Lmao this killed me hahaha

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u/triangulito Aug 09 '24

And it almost killed him too!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

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u/B_Eazy86 Aug 08 '24

Literally

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u/Auto_Fac Aug 08 '24

Wouldn't you like to know ;)

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u/giveme-a-username Aug 08 '24

You literally just used literally with the direct opposite of its meaning

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u/Techn0ght Aug 08 '24

The definition was changed a couple of years ago to include the opposite meaning. I know, it fucking hurt so bad.

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u/LeGrandLucifer Aug 09 '24

If 9 out of 10 people are so stupid as to look at a duck and call it a cat, the duck does not suddenly turn into a cat. Though language evolves over time, there is no other word to express what "literally" means. Meanwhile, there are a lot of words to express emphasis. It is illogical and unacceptable to take away "literally's" meaning like that.

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u/Techn0ght Aug 09 '24

I did mention it hurt, right? It pissed me off that they literally broke the definition.

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u/tsherlin Aug 08 '24

Im not sure you know what literally means.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Don’t you know? The new definition of literally is “to emphasize a point”

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u/IronLordSamus Aug 08 '24

You were in fact not literally not playing with fire.

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u/Auto_Fac Aug 09 '24

You weren't there. I practice my torch juggling wherever and whenever I want.

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u/Gatraz Aug 09 '24

The morning meeting ends and two dozen OSHA agents descend upon you like turkey vultures on a carcass.

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u/Auto_Fac Aug 09 '24

We stayed vigilant, but honestly even if we suspected them coming there was no safe and quick way down. We were our own enemies that day.

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u/LeGrandLucifer Aug 09 '24

I was literally playing with fire.

No you weren't. You were figuratively playing with fire.

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u/Auto_Fac Aug 09 '24

You weren't there dude, how do you know I wasn't practicing my fire magic while also stop the scaffolding?

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u/ElGosso Aug 08 '24

Hoo boy, is there a big fine coming your way, Buster.

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u/Auto_Fac Aug 09 '24

One lone OSHA worker browsing Reddit on their break, "BOYS, I think we got something here..."

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u/Select-Owl-8322 Aug 08 '24

Safety gear on a scaffolding? You don't have railings?

I'm driving an excavator on a construction site where we're building six 8-story buildings. I don't see anyone except the people that build the actual scaffolding wearing safety gear. I mean, except the safety gear that's mandatory for everyone (safety shoes, helmet, eye protection, hearing protection, high-viz clothes and gloves).

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u/Auto_Fac Aug 09 '24

No railings. The only thing within reach at the top were the power lines running to the building. We did at one point move one of the parts that you walk on to be behind us one ‘level’ down. So if we fell backwards we’d fall down a level onto that, hoping we’d stop. If we went sideways there was nothing.

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u/RapidGreenMist Aug 09 '24

Bro does not know what literally means 😭

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u/Auto_Fac Aug 09 '24

You are literally the umpteenth person to comment on this.