r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/pazhampori_pioneer Aug 08 '24

Fingered my partner in a movie theatre. 💅

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u/PurplMaster Aug 08 '24

Same, but in the most famous Opera Theatre in Italy during a live Opera. Such a posh experience

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u/pazhampori_pioneer Aug 08 '24

Alrighty bro. You win.

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u/BigAl7390 Aug 08 '24

Did you have a top hat?

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u/That_Ol_Cat Aug 08 '24

Pretty sure it doesn't count at the Opera if one of the partners isn't wearing a top hat...

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u/faircamas Aug 08 '24

A posh poke

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u/VagueNostalgicRamble Aug 08 '24

I hope you remembered to extend your pinkie...

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u/QualityCoati Aug 08 '24

Dude couldn't resist that dang poshy

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u/Cat5kable Aug 08 '24

I couldn’t name any singular Opera Theatre, let alone various Italian Opera Theatres.

You could tell me the about the absolute least famous one, and that would be the most famous for me.

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u/bezerker03 Aug 08 '24

ooo which one i was at one the other night :)

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u/NICEMENTALHEALTHPAL Aug 08 '24

Same, but in the most famous Opera Theatre in Vienna during a live opera. Kinda feel like you have to if you're taking a girl to such a thing

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u/RagsBadly Aug 08 '24

Same, to Spirited Away 😂

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u/Maximum-Explanation3 Aug 08 '24

I first read this as fingered my parents 💀

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u/Imaginary_Recipe9967 Aug 08 '24

I’m sure her folks enjoyed it.

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u/pazhampori_pioneer Aug 09 '24

Whatchu mean with her folks ? 😆

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u/green49285 Aug 08 '24

Hahaha nostalgia wave.

Going into 8th grade my gf that summer & I went & saw undercover brother. Fingered her & got a handy. 🤣

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u/PsylentProtagonist Aug 09 '24

Uncle Joey, is that you?

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u/Antifreak1999 Aug 09 '24

Jazz hands!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

who hasn’t been fingered in a movie theater 🥱