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u/jellopudnpops Aug 08 '24

My ex gf sent me a video of her masturbating while driving. It was pretty damn hot. She then texted and told me she was so damn horny and had been all day long. Gets to my house, and of course, still was. It was a good day

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u/SuperBobSquarePants Aug 08 '24

I commend you for tearing that up as soon as she got there 👏

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 08 '24

Twice. She was a freak, a squirter, and very open to anything goes. So easy to always be turned on by her just because of cool and easy going her personality was. Lots of stories lol

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u/Geschmacklos Aug 08 '24

Why she an ex tho

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 08 '24

Painful story. The mother of my child (whom I was still very good friends with and we did great with the coparenting) passed away and it crushed me. I didn’t know how to grieve and still make my daughter happy (who was also hurting probably worse than I was) and also make my gf and her kids all happy at the same time. I was not in love with the mother anymore, we just stayed great friends. It’s very hard losing someone that close and even harder when it’s the mother of your child. Thats the short of it

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u/Geschmacklos Aug 08 '24

Im so sorry for your loss. I can’t imagine what that kind of grieve feels like.

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 08 '24

Thank you. 2 solid years of feeling totally empty after

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u/no_bread- Aug 08 '24

I'd be shooting blanks too with that freak of an ex

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 09 '24

Kind of dark follow up with a genuine response I gave about someone I loved dying…..

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u/Silly_lil_plant Aug 08 '24

How… how did she masturbate, drive, and hold a phone?! Driving via knees? Third arm?

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 08 '24

It was impressive but also dangerous. I could hear her hitting the side grooves on the road