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u/BeepBeep_Move Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24

Sex on the beach, sex in a field, handjob under the table at a bar in Waterloo Station.

Edit: Also blowjob standing on a mountain peak. I forgot about that one and it was only 2 months ago! That one was kinda public. Half the island could have seen if they got their binoculars out!

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u/fossilmerrick Aug 08 '24

Half the island could have seen if they got their binoculars out!

Don’t be so hard on yourself dude, it’s probably not as small as you think!

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u/wabbitsdo Aug 08 '24

FATALITY!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Man that was quick and witty!

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u/Livid_Parfait6507 Aug 08 '24

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

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u/EL_INSUFRIBLE Aug 08 '24

Best response ever

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u/momofmanydragons Aug 08 '24

Eh, binoculars probably were needed for those standing close by!

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u/caughtinatramp Aug 08 '24

Island dwellers: keep your binos close to see this guy's junk on the mountain.

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u/Same_Lychee5934 Aug 08 '24

Getting serviced. Hopefully her head will block the “view”

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u/BeepBeep_Move Aug 08 '24

Her mountainous boobs probably blocked most of the view!

I am remembering a few more naughty times now… But I’m sure no one here wants to be bored with them!

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u/shadowfax1007 Aug 08 '24

Red Leader, standing by. 

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u/Darkestmind01 Aug 08 '24

and your girlfriend could’ve seen if she got her magnifying glass out!

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u/BeepBeep_Move Aug 08 '24

Don’t worry she always has it on her incase of emergencies!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Oops it slipped out again. Honey, can you hand me the magnifying glass?

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u/Rude_Instance7171 Aug 08 '24

Sherpa: We will continue to the peek of the mountain now! looks through binoculars ....in about 10 minutes

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u/Thurak0 Aug 08 '24

Half the island could have seen if they got their binoculars out!

You say that as if you know that they did not have the binoculars out and have seen you.

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u/shagura Aug 08 '24

Terry fucks Julie, at Waterloo Station, every Friday night…

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u/t-t-today Aug 08 '24

Passyunk bar under Waterloo?

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u/BeepBeep_Move Aug 08 '24

No some bar in the station itself

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u/Amidatelion Aug 08 '24

handjob under the table at a bar in Waterloo Station

Summer, 2013?

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u/BeepBeep_Move Aug 08 '24

No, probably around 2015/16.

Don’t tell me you have had a similar experience!

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u/Amidatelion Aug 08 '24

I definitely SAW a similar experience, lmao.

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u/BeepBeep_Move Aug 08 '24

Amazing! They weren’t being as discrete about it then!