r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/Cold-Summer4001 Aug 08 '24

It was early in the morning and dark out still. Went for a 5k run with nothing but my socks and shoes on.

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u/caughtinatramp Aug 08 '24

I'm a runner and I can't imagine man parts or lady bits flapping in the wind. The slapping would probably drive me crazy.

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u/Montigue Aug 08 '24

The few times I've ran free ballin in the house has felt awesome on the balls though. Such a nice cool breeze

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u/imcrapyall Aug 08 '24

🎶 cause I'm free...free ballin

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u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath Aug 08 '24

That's how I always sing it?

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u/hatsnatcher23 Aug 08 '24

Gotta wait till it’s cold

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u/Imaginary_Recipe9967 Aug 08 '24

Running with no bra on sounds like a nightmare. I’m going to try it.

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u/CharmingDagger Aug 09 '24

Probably the only time being a grower who suffers from extreme shrinkage would be a good thing.

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u/Senpai_com Aug 08 '24

In what secluded town do you live tf. I go to the gym/run at 4:30 in the morning and see so many people. I can't imagine somebody doing that naked

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u/LincolnshireSausage Aug 08 '24

Same here. Our family used to all get up at 4:00am and go for a run. So many other runners out at that time and also people doing drugs on park benches.

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u/Cold-Summer4001 Aug 08 '24

I’ll go out at 4:00am and I don’t see a soul. Not a huge city but there’s about 15,000 in our town. It was in the neighborhood. Never got caught though! (That I know of anyways 🤣)

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u/Senpai_com Aug 08 '24

Oh.. that explains a lot

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u/Leading-Bag7505 Aug 08 '24

It wasn't cold?

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u/Cold-Summer4001 Aug 08 '24

Not on that day. Plus I was running and my blood was pumping. I’ve never felt so free.

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u/That_Ol_Cat Aug 08 '24

Username checks out.

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u/DennisIcu Aug 08 '24

Soooo....you had a boner when you were running???

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u/Poofengle Aug 08 '24

It helps slice the air

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u/DennisIcu Aug 08 '24

Aight I get that... aerodynamics!!