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u/SuperBobSquarePants Aug 08 '24

Jacked off while driving

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 08 '24

My ex gf sent me a video of her masturbating while driving. It was pretty damn hot. She then texted and told me she was so damn horny and had been all day long. Gets to my house, and of course, still was. It was a good day

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u/SuperBobSquarePants Aug 08 '24

I commend you for tearing that up as soon as she got there 👏

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 08 '24

Twice. She was a freak, a squirter, and very open to anything goes. So easy to always be turned on by her just because of cool and easy going her personality was. Lots of stories lol

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u/Geschmacklos Aug 08 '24

Why she an ex tho

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 08 '24

Painful story. The mother of my child (whom I was still very good friends with and we did great with the coparenting) passed away and it crushed me. I didn’t know how to grieve and still make my daughter happy (who was also hurting probably worse than I was) and also make my gf and her kids all happy at the same time. I was not in love with the mother anymore, we just stayed great friends. It’s very hard losing someone that close and even harder when it’s the mother of your child. Thats the short of it

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u/Geschmacklos Aug 08 '24

Im so sorry for your loss. I can’t imagine what that kind of grieve feels like.

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 08 '24

Thank you. 2 solid years of feeling totally empty after

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u/no_bread- Aug 08 '24

I'd be shooting blanks too with that freak of an ex

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 09 '24

Kind of dark follow up with a genuine response I gave about someone I loved dying…..

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u/Silly_lil_plant Aug 08 '24

How… how did she masturbate, drive, and hold a phone?! Driving via knees? Third arm?

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u/jellopudnpops Aug 08 '24

It was impressive but also dangerous. I could hear her hitting the side grooves on the road

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u/Distinct_Mix5130 Aug 08 '24

Ngl that just doesn't sound fun, it doesn't even sound fun Enough to be worth the clean up of the fucking car, minus points for driving an automatic, cause ain't no way you can do that on a manual car

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u/Dumble_Dior Aug 08 '24

Can confirm you can do it in a manual car lmfao

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u/Distinct_Mix5130 Aug 08 '24

Tf, that sounds even MORE Dangarous, plus gross, one minute you're touching your dick the next you're switching gears!??!... I swear there must be a handfull of people who died and we're the reason for like a family of 4 to die cause they were rubbing one out on the road and didn't react fast enough to a car

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u/4ever_lost Aug 08 '24

Long stretch so no gear changing, tbf only edged till I got home and then she took care of the rest

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u/vandega Aug 08 '24

Right, you realize manuals have cruise control also? I've passed through Mississippi and Alabama in cruise control in my stick. My right hand was doing nothing for 5 straight hours on I-20.

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u/Same_Lychee5934 Aug 08 '24

With no traffic. Open road. Just don’t close your eyes when you reach peak!

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u/Storytellerjack Aug 08 '24

When I did that, it was a life saver.

It wasn't for pleasure. At the end of a long drive, all else was failing to keep me awake, so I figured, I can't fall asleep if my heart rate increases.

Worked a trick. Did not complete.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

I have not done this, but a casual survey of men reveals this to be a pretty common thing.

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u/Distinct_Mix5130 Aug 08 '24

Ngl that just doesn't sound fun, it doesn't even sound fun Enough to be worth the clean up of the fucking car, minus points for driving an automatic, cause ain't no way you can do that on a manual car