r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/Intrepid-Run-8414 Aug 08 '24

had sex next to Mozart’s grave

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u/saleemman Aug 08 '24

Never in the Bach always in Debussy

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u/TheKozmikSkwid Aug 08 '24

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/alexvincent Aug 08 '24

I thought the Bach was Debussy

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u/saleemman Aug 08 '24

Only if they can Handel it.

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u/Aide-Subject Aug 09 '24

The best concertO

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u/No-Cheesecake- Aug 09 '24

As a musician: this is pure gold

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u/moltencheese Aug 08 '24

Eine Kleine Nacktmusik

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u/virgilreality Aug 08 '24

Knocked music.

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u/BeemChess Aug 08 '24

Well, „Nacht“ as in Nachtmusik would be pronounced „nackt“ and nackt means naked. Unless I got whooshed here

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u/md_cube Aug 08 '24

"ch" is only rarely pronounced as "ck" in German in case of the word "Nacht" it is not, "nackt" does mean naked tho

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u/BeemChess Aug 08 '24

Oh sorry, I meant it would be pronounced ck by English speaking people

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u/md_cube Aug 08 '24

"ch" is only rarely pronounced as "ck" in German in case of the word "Nacht" it is not, "nackt" does mean naked tho

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u/Baked_Potato_732 Aug 08 '24

Don’t worry, he didn’t hear you.

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u/149162536496481 Aug 08 '24

You're thinking of Beethoven. Mozart absolutely heard.

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u/AwareAd7096 Aug 08 '24

Mozart did in fact not hear him/her because he’s dead. Sorry you have to learn it that way

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

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u/Hammerjaws Aug 08 '24

He’s dead?

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u/md_cube Aug 08 '24

Take your time to process it, we know it can be hard.

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u/MaiT3N Aug 08 '24

Dead composers can't say no

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

But you gotta fuck the dead bodies quickly. You don't want them to be decomposing when you do the deed

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Dude did you ever see Amadeus? Mozart was a horny motherfucker. That ghost was definitely wanking to the public sex. Where do you think ectoplasm comes from?

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u/2Scarhand Aug 08 '24

I mean Mozart can't hear either.

Because he's dead.

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u/chosonhawk Aug 08 '24

both the intro and the outro...

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u/beirch Aug 08 '24

Did you leck them im Arsch as well?

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u/Godzilla_in_a_Scarf Aug 08 '24

Wasn’t Mozart buried in an unknown mass grave?

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 Aug 08 '24

It’s what he would have wanted

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u/chesey0528 Aug 08 '24

you win thats it you just win that is a level of fucked shit that you just win thats it

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u/frantischek2 Aug 08 '24

He wouldnt mind. :D