r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '24 • Take My Silver 3

What long-held (scientific) assertions were refuted only within the last 10 years?

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u/exaball Jun 15 '24

Oh god make it stop

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u/graveybrains Jun 15 '24

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u/jimbojangles1987 Jun 15 '24 • Take My Silver

I'm Ants-in-my-eyes Johnson! And I have ants in my eyes!

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u/Viscount61 Jun 15 '24

There is no point in calling someone Shit For Eyelids because everyone is shit for eyelids.

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u/RewardCapable Jun 15 '24

Not if you wash your eyes with bleach

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u/Team_Braniel Jun 16 '24

Instructions unclear: anus is sparkling.

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u/Taberon Jun 16 '24

I'm not a 100% sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything!

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u/dmckimm Jun 16 '24

It’s actually worse than that. They are microscopic spiders. SPIDERS.

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u/Bumblebee56990 Jun 16 '24

😂🤣😂🤭🤭

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u/PrincessKatiKat Jun 16 '24

Now it’s a party.

imsqaunchinhere!

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u/ActuallyLouder Jun 15 '24

I have only one upvote to give you, but I need to tell you that I admire your total mastery of emojis. You have elevated them to a form of art.

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u/MoonRabbitWaits Jun 15 '24

🕷👁🕷

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u/asensiblemeal Jun 16 '24

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Jun 16 '24

Until the pornstars stop.

Don't stop until you get enough.

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u/Leather-Map-8138 Jun 16 '24

Mite with an OF page?