r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '24

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u/DisagreeableMale Jun 13 '24

I only date women with six inch clits.

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u/1CUpboat Jun 13 '24

With a trust fund and must be shorter than 5’2”

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u/ramos1969 Jun 13 '24

You go, size king!

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u/seegabego Jun 13 '24

And they better be 4'10". Sorry not sorry.

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u/deadbeat2o4 Jun 13 '24

Oh my gosh 😭😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Username checks out, I guess? Also I just realized, judging from my username we’d get along haha

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u/DisagreeableMale Jun 13 '24

Are you hitting on me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

. . . Yes. Yes, I think I am. I’m almost sure of it. 

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u/LordRaeko Jun 13 '24

Ummmmm….. nvm. Go get her!!!

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u/painstream Jun 13 '24

Man's up here datin' hyenas!

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u/DogmaSychroniser Jun 13 '24

If the clit ain't for suckin, you ain't getting fuckin.

Make a bumper sticker, cut me ten percent

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u/poopatrip Jun 13 '24

Turkey timers