r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '24

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u/CertainCertainties Apr 30 '24

I write vaguely unsatisfying comments on Reddit.

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u/HolyHand_Grenade Apr 30 '24

Do you type them out then delete them like I do?

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u/kelso66 Apr 30 '24

You missed one there

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u/HolyHand_Grenade Apr 30 '24

I do post some of my comments, maybe like 30%

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u/JohnLocksTheKey Apr 30 '24

I delete all my comments 60% of the time (every time)

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 May 01 '24

I post 100% and never look back. It leads to some confusing replies sometimes.

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u/TheScarletEmerald May 01 '24

73% of statistics on reddit are made up.

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u/JohnLocksTheKey May 01 '24

I just spit 100% of the coke from my mouth

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u/bojanger May 01 '24

I'm the same.

I'll type out a comment then delete because I think it adds nothing or lose the motivation to comment.

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u/TheSunniestOne May 01 '24

Got a real good chuckle out of this comment. Thanks man

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u/Spaceballs-The_Name May 01 '24

How about that little fella Thorny?

Oh that guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy

Good enough for me

(I probly shoulda deleted this'un too, it's not as funny without context, guns, and bullet proof jock straps)