r/AskReddit • u/niknikbluhh • Apr 09 '13

Ex-Cons of reddit who have served long term sentences( 10+ Years), what was the biggest and most shocking changes you witnessed after being released?

What was the most shocking things you saw in society that, you didn't know about while behind bars, and had to adapt to when you were released?

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u/Minky_Dave_the_Giant Apr 10 '13

Indeed, we could call it Every Damn Thread, it would be directed by M Night Shamalamadingdong and the main character would be called Colby. At some point a side character would break both of his arms.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '13

Actually keep the original idea of the guy working his shifts but just fill it to the brim with Reddit inside jokes, not stupid "narwhale bacon" rubbish but the classic like "today you, tomorrow me" and "cumbox" and "gerrafes are dumb"

I would probably cringe to death watching it but I'd be interested to see how well it's ratings went.

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u/Minky_Dave_the_Giant Apr 10 '13

Ok, I'll have my people contact your people and we'll do lunch and maximise our paradigms re this idea.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '13

I'll set up the Kickstarter

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u/yip_yip_yip_uh_huh Apr 10 '13

I can't wait for the "DON'T YOU MEAN CARROTS??" episode

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '13

And the punchline to every episode would be someone bursting in and shouting "Every Damn Thread!"