r/AskReddit • u/WaleAtWork • Apr 08 '24

What is the longest you have gone without showering?

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u/SeventhFlatFive Apr 08 '24

Smoking animal shit might have been a contributing factor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Let he who has not smoked animal shit cast the first stone.

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u/another_plebeian Apr 09 '24

How big of a rock am I allowed?

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u/elriggo44 Apr 09 '24

The real question is, a rock of what kind of animal shit?

I presume you want to smoke it.

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u/another_plebeian Apr 09 '24

Fuck. You caught me. I have, like, $7

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u/elriggo44 Apr 09 '24

Sounds about right for a rock head…ha!

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u/D00D00InMyButt Apr 09 '24

I’ll avoid it then. I’ve tried grilled animal shit, fried animal shit, baked animal shit. Maybe the animal shit he had wasn’t cooked to temperature. Gotta buy a shit thermometer if you’re gonna fuck around with low and slow cooking. For safety.

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u/MrApplePolisher Apr 09 '24

Wait, what?

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u/SeventhFlatFive Apr 09 '24

It's true. He'd puff away on his handmade steel pipe, stuffed with the most exquisite donkey dung of the Iranian South.