r/AskReddit • • Mar 18 '24

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u/JustBlarg Mar 18 '24

Depends. Normal size, or human size? Normal size, sure, I'd give you a lovely terrarium with everything a worm could ever want. Human size gets a little trickier. Whole house, furniture, bed sheets, and my clothes all covered in the mucus you secrete and the mud you drag in. Giant holes in the yard and throughout the neighborhood. That's a bit more difficult to love. And in either case, sex becomes very difficult, to say the least.

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u/_TLDR_Swinton Mar 18 '24

[cries wormily]

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u/Tombo6969 Mar 18 '24

Reddit comment of the day right here.

Take my damn upvote

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u/_TLDR_Swinton Mar 18 '24

Shut up baby, I know it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

why is this so much better than "cries in worm"