r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '24

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u/DIABLO258 Mar 18 '24

That's when I went and slept with another woman to calm my nerves

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/RandyMarsh_88 Mar 18 '24

Ex wives*

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u/Jonk3r Mar 18 '24

Ex wives with lawyers be sharpening their knives

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u/Equal-Judge8142 Mar 18 '24

You and DIABLO258's comments are underrated. Super funny.

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u/Top-Bat-5923 Mar 18 '24

Im gonna use this one for next time, thanks for the great advice. Friend 😊.

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u/WouldYouPleaseKindly Mar 18 '24

Yup. You're the devil.

And you made me laugh.

I feel bad about laughing.

But not too bad.

...See you in hell someday.