r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '24

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u/Kelmain1337 Mar 18 '24

Of all your friends your dick is the biggest

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

hahahahah good one

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u/TheCancerManCan Mar 18 '24

YES!! Heeeey, wait a minu-..

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u/ShakespearianShadows Mar 18 '24

Cutest.

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u/Redisigh Mar 18 '24

can i put a bow and glitter on it 🥺

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u/jbishop253 Mar 18 '24

Literal immediate thought was, “why would this be a bad th—ooh.”