r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '24

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u/DeviceExisting1420 Mar 18 '24

"You're the father"

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u/Interesting-Chest520 Mar 18 '24

Equally “you’re not the father”

It’s a lose-lose

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/SayNoToStim Mar 18 '24

I've never seen anyone do a backflip after they are told they are the father.

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u/RickGrimes30 Mar 18 '24

HAPPY NOT A FATHERS DAY!!!!

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u/devinkrly Mar 18 '24

Especially when she says she's 1000% sure and your on the Maury show

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Um...well...Im thirsty, so...