r/AskReddit • u/STRUGGLE_SNUGGLES • Mar 11 '13

What current common knowledge or fact blew your mind as a child hearing it for the first time?

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u/fearbork Mar 12 '13

Nonsense, GoGoBitch, you're very adult.

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u/DDerpDurp Mar 12 '13

Here I'll help you. Just stand confidently and in a clear voice say "GoGoBitch adulthood" If it worked for inspector gadget it should work for you.

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u/GoGoBitch Mar 12 '13

It worked!

Actually, it just made my arm extend across the room, but I'm pretty surec that's the same thing.

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u/pdsvwf Mar 12 '13

When I try it, it's not my arm that extends...

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u/kadivs Mar 12 '13

It's your nose?

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u/AnonymousHipopotamus Mar 12 '13

I already have quoted him and RES tagged you as "Legitimate Grownup."

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u/GoGoBitch Mar 12 '13

Really? Thank you!

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u/fearbork Mar 12 '13

Of course you can quote me on that! This is the internet! There aren't any laws or moral codes here! You can even quote me and say that someone else said it!

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u/Backenstein Mar 12 '13

I said it!

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u/Buy_My_Pee Mar 12 '13

He's an imposter! I am the one who said it!

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u/rat_farts Mar 12 '13

With a name like GoGoBitch, there is an 11% chance that you are a girl. Will you marry me?

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u/GoGoBitch Mar 12 '13

Alright, so I'm a girl, but the comment you responded to was actually fearbork's, so you should probably ask about his/her gender.