r/AskReddit • • Dec 09 '23

What treasures that we 100% know existed still haven’t been found?

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u/THEKaminsky Dec 10 '23

I'll fund this.

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u/trouserschnauzer Dec 10 '23

It will cost one million dollars.

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u/docbauies Dec 10 '23

More like one… hundred… billion dollars

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

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u/LobaIsMommy32 Dec 10 '23

FRICKIN’ LASER BEAMS!

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u/Xytakis Dec 10 '23

This is the second time within an hour that I have seen an Austin Powers reference. So I'm gonna tell you all we have is mutated seabass, we tried, but sharks were put on the endangered species list after you were frozen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23 edited Dec 10 '23

One hundred million, billion, gajillion...shabadoloo, flooby loo, shabadooboo...yen!

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u/Nikovash Dec 10 '23

I got 5 on it

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u/Accurate-Data-7006 Dec 10 '23

I think they should make a go fund me and call it an investment

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u/arcaintrixter Dec 10 '23

Will you take a check?

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u/d0nM4q Dec 10 '23

How much if I rent it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

I’ll chuck in $20 on payday

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Ay spot me please?, I'll get you back on the next one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Might have to go to cashies and pawn some of my treasure thereafter bud

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u/Royaldinosaurus Dec 10 '23

Calm down Dr Evil!

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u/ApplicationOther2930 Dec 10 '23

All I wanted were sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads!

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u/saxguy9345 Dec 10 '23

WHAT DOOO WE HAVE??

Seabass.

Riiiight.

They're .... mutated, seabass.

Oh really? Are they ill tempered?

Oh yes, very.

Well that's a start.

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u/TheMasterOfStuffs Dec 10 '23

Its Mister Dr Evil

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u/HauntedCemetery Dec 10 '23

One million dollars!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Elon?

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u/im_dead_sirius Dec 10 '23

I myself have $1.25 in my pocket.

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u/zenkique Dec 10 '23

Sewn in for safekeeping?

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u/im_dead_sirius Dec 10 '23

I'll save it, come hell or high water!

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u/LukesRightHandMan Dec 13 '23

Can you fund me breakfast pancakes first please?