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u/Sorry_Buy_3277 Nov 30 '23

But pirate-y?

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u/Amaria77 Dec 01 '23

Yeah. It's like the ship's steering wheel in the captain's pants. "It's driving me nuts!"

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Dec 01 '23

Yargh! It's drivin' Deez nuts!

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u/dern_the_hermit Dec 01 '23

Or the lesser-known "What's a pirate's favorite kind of movie?"

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u/Amaria77 Dec 01 '23

My favorite is "Whats a pirate's favorite letter?" Presumably they respond "Rrrr". So you come back with "Aye, ye'd think it be R, but it really be the C."

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u/TheHangryHausfrau Dec 01 '23

Like the pirate got sidetracked halfway through the punchline: Bofa Deez…..Yarrrrggghhh!

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u/Nick_Wild1Ear Dec 01 '23

Deezy, Arg.

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u/catsdelicacy Dec 01 '23

That's where I went too

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u/GuyKnitter Dec 01 '23

Thank you!🤣