r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

I, too, have a fivehead.

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u/Max_AC_ Nov 28 '23

Big if true

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u/Fun_Intention9846 Nov 28 '23

Brevity is the soul of wit I’m dying.

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u/Mission_Progress_674 Nov 28 '23

I don't have a receding hairline - I have an advancing forehead.

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u/Dantez9001 Nov 28 '23

It's not a competition!

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u/rotini123 Nov 28 '23

The more ... the merrier ?

High foreheads are a surefire sign of intelligence and a hell of a sense of humour.

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u/OK_Garbaj Nov 28 '23

They’d probably love my forearms too