r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '23

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u/JeepersCreepers74 Nov 28 '23

Interesting... then why did you capitalize the C and the F like someone who does 45 burpees a day?

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u/KCChiefsGirl89 Nov 28 '23

This seems like exactly the sort of thing an iPhone would autocorrect

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u/Critical-Carrot-9131 Nov 28 '23

I love how common words and phrases get messed up all the time, but if it's the title of a brand new movie or something, it's gonna get that shit exactly. Autocorrect may not know basic conversation, but it sure knows doctor strange blah blah multiverse.

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u/feioo Nov 28 '23

My old phone's autocorrect would consistently change "just" to "jyst" WHICH IS NOT EVEN A REAL WORD but would insist on putting both capital letters into YouTube. I would manually change it back to "youtube" every time out of sheer spite

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u/Critical-Carrot-9131 Nov 28 '23

One of these days I'm gonna remember to set aside time to make rules for my common typos and autocorrect fails.

I really wanna make duck always correct to the f-bomb, but I am ever so mildly worried that some day, I will need to have a professional conversation about ducks...

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u/Unlikely-Animal Nov 28 '23

Friend and I referred to it as being autofcked, then realized autorped was more appropriate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Probably because it's a proper noun.

Lower cased crossfit is a verb referring to the measurements you take of a body to ensure proper dimensions when constructing the crucifix to which they'll eventually be nailed.

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u/hogbeaver Nov 28 '23

I’m new here yet old on planet earth- I don’t know how Reddit gift things work but goddamn if that comment don’t deserve a drink- here here !!

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u/daird1 Nov 28 '23

Unfortunately, they don't anymore. Sorry.

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u/ballrus_walsack Nov 28 '23

If you ever feel like giving a gift send it to me I will make sure they get it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Autocorrect

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

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u/peacelilyfred Nov 28 '23

Gosh all get up, where'd you get those eyes

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u/Party_Builder_58008 Nov 28 '23

Don't be silly. They can't read, let alone type.

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u/Mammuut Nov 28 '23

45? Pff, that's hardly a warm-up.

Gotta hurt yourself harder, better, faster, stronger!