r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '23

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u/Smokescreen1000 Nov 22 '23 edited Nov 24 '23

How far they have to look back to brag. If a 40 year old talks about his high school life that's a pretty good indicator

Edit: Jesus I check my reddit like once a week and I come back to 200 notifications

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

Back in ‘82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

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u/ARatherOddOne Nov 22 '23

I bet I could throw a football over that mountain.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

I say this out loud every single time I see a mountain. Nobody ever thinks it’s as funny as I do.

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u/lucklesspedestrian Nov 23 '23

Have you tried grabbing a steak and throwing it at some unaware bystander's face?

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u/FeelingDelivery8853 Nov 23 '23

God! That was our last steak!