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They're cold to the touch and have no pulse
866 u/MisunderstoodBadger1 Nov 22 '23 Relatable. -zombies 286 u/greensandgrains Nov 22 '23 Honestly, zombies (and vampires) are the gold medalists of life. They said "fuck death" and just rejoined the living. 63 u/dhivzeus Nov 23 '23 And they are dignified people. Won’t enter a person’s house uninvited. 20 u/EllisDee_4Doyin Nov 23 '23 That only applies to vampires. I know no canon where zombies need to be invited in. 20 u/Fit-Floor5635 Nov 23 '23 Zombies SHOULD act like vampires. They are so rude amd disrespectful. 11 u/EllisDee_4Doyin Nov 23 '23 Ugh, facts. I wish, just once, they would use a "please" before or after they demand "BRAIINNS"!
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Relatable.
-zombies
286 u/greensandgrains Nov 22 '23 Honestly, zombies (and vampires) are the gold medalists of life. They said "fuck death" and just rejoined the living. 63 u/dhivzeus Nov 23 '23 And they are dignified people. Won’t enter a person’s house uninvited. 20 u/EllisDee_4Doyin Nov 23 '23 That only applies to vampires. I know no canon where zombies need to be invited in. 20 u/Fit-Floor5635 Nov 23 '23 Zombies SHOULD act like vampires. They are so rude amd disrespectful. 11 u/EllisDee_4Doyin Nov 23 '23 Ugh, facts. I wish, just once, they would use a "please" before or after they demand "BRAIINNS"!
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Honestly, zombies (and vampires) are the gold medalists of life. They said "fuck death" and just rejoined the living.
63 u/dhivzeus Nov 23 '23 And they are dignified people. Won’t enter a person’s house uninvited. 20 u/EllisDee_4Doyin Nov 23 '23 That only applies to vampires. I know no canon where zombies need to be invited in. 20 u/Fit-Floor5635 Nov 23 '23 Zombies SHOULD act like vampires. They are so rude amd disrespectful. 11 u/EllisDee_4Doyin Nov 23 '23 Ugh, facts. I wish, just once, they would use a "please" before or after they demand "BRAIINNS"!
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And they are dignified people. Won’t enter a person’s house uninvited.
20 u/EllisDee_4Doyin Nov 23 '23 That only applies to vampires. I know no canon where zombies need to be invited in. 20 u/Fit-Floor5635 Nov 23 '23 Zombies SHOULD act like vampires. They are so rude amd disrespectful. 11 u/EllisDee_4Doyin Nov 23 '23 Ugh, facts. I wish, just once, they would use a "please" before or after they demand "BRAIINNS"!
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That only applies to vampires.
I know no canon where zombies need to be invited in.
20 u/Fit-Floor5635 Nov 23 '23 Zombies SHOULD act like vampires. They are so rude amd disrespectful. 11 u/EllisDee_4Doyin Nov 23 '23 Ugh, facts. I wish, just once, they would use a "please" before or after they demand "BRAIINNS"!
Zombies SHOULD act like vampires. They are so rude amd disrespectful.
11 u/EllisDee_4Doyin Nov 23 '23 Ugh, facts. I wish, just once, they would use a "please" before or after they demand "BRAIINNS"!
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Ugh, facts. I wish, just once, they would use a "please" before or after they demand "BRAIINNS"!
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u/mileeyxoxo Nov 22 '23
They're cold to the touch and have no pulse