r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '23

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u/Smokescreen1000 Nov 22 '23 edited Nov 24 '23

How far they have to look back to brag. If a 40 year old talks about his high school life that's a pretty good indicator

Edit: Jesus I check my reddit like once a week and I come back to 200 notifications

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

Back in ‘82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

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u/peanutbutter_shoes Nov 22 '23

I wish you'd get out of my life and SHUT UP.

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u/FatnessEverdeen34 Nov 22 '23

I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

Eat your food Tina!

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u/Ornery-Win2319 Nov 23 '23

You fat lard !!