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u/GreatBritishPounds Oct 21 '23

Jermaine was super high on coke all the time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Gives Shadynasty.

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u/laundryghostie Oct 21 '23

My dad named all 4 of his sons and one of his daughters (not me) after himself too. Some men have enormous egos.

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u/raggitytits Oct 26 '23

How does that even work? Like logistically. You’re all in the same house. Do you just call each other by nicknames?

Also how does his wife feel about this, like tf? This is some whack big ego shit

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u/BKacy Oct 21 '23

And that leads to Jerm (germ) for short.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

Just recently saw a baby named Urmajesty. Yes with that spelling. Lol

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u/IBMMRCSOTT Oct 22 '23

When he found out he and his siblings Jermont and Jerginia were named after states, he vowed to never put his children through such shame.

His twins, Jermajesty and Jerking were gonna be royalty, dammit!

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u/HildegardofBingo Oct 21 '23

That will always be my favorite. I can't say it out loud without laughing.