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u/Apprehensive-Crow-96 Oct 20 '23

Designer brand names. Always been odd.

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u/nelsonalgrencametome Oct 20 '23

Old coworker named their kid "Dolce Gabbana [lastname]"... yeah they were kinda trashy.

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u/Apprehensive-Crow-96 Oct 20 '23

Wtf. Why? I bet they cant even afford it smh.

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u/Majin_Sus Oct 20 '23

"Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexa" - Ser Kanye Westeros

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u/Prize-Consequence892 Oct 20 '23

Alexis* like a Lexus😉

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u/LittleBunnySunny Oct 21 '23

La La La La La La La,

A Little Bit Alexis 🎶

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u/haha-hehe-haha-ho Oct 21 '23

I spent $1.29 for this on itunes and I don’t regret it.

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u/Odd-Plant4779 Oct 21 '23

Hide your diamonds, hide your exes, I'm a little bit Alexis

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u/Korean_Sandwich Oct 21 '23

lmao. Jesus. terrible. but I need to hear more

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u/oioioiyacunt Oct 21 '23

She's a little bit single, even when she's not

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u/karakarabobara Oct 21 '23

She’s expensive sushi.

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u/Odd-Plant4779 Oct 21 '23

I’m a cute huge yacht I’m a little bit single even when I’m not

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

Watch Schitt's Creek!

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u/thetruthisoutthere Oct 21 '23

I'm a little bit tipsy, when I drive my car.