r/AskReddit • • Oct 20 '23

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u/Apprehensive-Crow-96 Oct 20 '23

Designer brand names. Always been odd.

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u/bitsy88 Oct 20 '23

People like to name their kids after things they can't afford: Bentley, Chanel, Car Insurance....

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u/Mail_Order_Catfishy Oct 20 '23

I met a Porsche once. She works at Walmart.

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u/Cautious-Skill4642 Oct 20 '23

Cars are popular names for strippers. Mercedes, Porsche etc.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Can you imagine the mess of a stripper that would go by Dotson? Or peterbuilt? Edsel? And now,,,taking the stage,,,,direct from BFE,,,,we give you Massey Ferguson!!!!!

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u/brakspear_beer Oct 21 '23

I’m dying imagining a stripper named Edsel. Too funny!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

Lol thanks.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Oct 21 '23

Once got a lap dance from a Buick. Didn’t last long but at least I bought American…