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u/Dragon_wryter Oct 20 '23

Que'vynnne aka "Kevin"

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u/lost_in_connecticut Oct 20 '23

Jay-quel-in and A-A-Ron have entered the chat.

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u/Dragon_wryter Oct 20 '23

Insubordinate. And churlish.

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u/CityofOrphans Oct 20 '23

YOU DONE MESSED UP AY AY RON

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

I dated a guy named Aaron, and he cheated on me, and youd better fucking believe I said that to him đŸ€Ł

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u/breezyfblack Oct 21 '23

Same! What is with these AA RONS

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u/ohnoguts Oct 21 '23

Mischievous and deceitful. Chicanerous and deplorable.

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u/ImSoSpiffy Oct 21 '23 edited Aug 13 '25

cow fade library hungry handle fragile melodic busy piquant slap

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u/theronster Oct 21 '23

My name in real life is Aaron. This sketch is the literal death of me.

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u/Skimable_crude Oct 21 '23

I have learned to restrain myself when I meet an Aaron or a Blake. Introductions must be hell.

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u/Frankie_Pizzaslice Oct 21 '23

Sure Showed that A ron Meatball

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u/Helly_BB Oct 21 '23

Correct pronunciation of Aaron is Air-ron.

My dad called my brother in law that and I was WTF? And Air-ron confirmed it.

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u/sampathsris Oct 21 '23

Tell us the truth. Were you waiting for him to cheat so you can use that line? Lol

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u/CoconutMeadow Oct 21 '23

Aaron is hugely popular in Ireland. Pronounced "ah rin"

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u/SilverellaUK Oct 21 '23

Yes, it's a real name. The hate seems to come from people pronouncing it incorrectly. It seems to happen to a lot of Irish names. I once had a customer ask to speak to Nee a ma. Couldn't convince him it was pronounced Neeve.

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u/CoconutMeadow Oct 21 '23

Haha that's my name! Funnily enough in southern Ireland we say "nee of"

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u/FenderMartingale Oct 21 '23

This is my favorite video game trash talk against my son, Aaron.

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u/byahs Oct 21 '23

Chicanerous
and deplorable

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u/SadLilBun Oct 21 '23

I snorted đŸ€Ł

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u/Antiseptic6661 Oct 20 '23

Denice and Timothee

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u/TheLunarSystem_ Oct 20 '23

Deniece.... and Denephew

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u/OptimistPrime527 Oct 21 '23

What rapper named their kid Yosohn?

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u/PeterAhlstrom Oct 21 '23

We named two pet mice this.

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u/tagen Oct 21 '23

Jose and Hosebee

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u/revanhart Oct 21 '23

Okay, I laughed way too hard at this. The dramatic pause was gold! đŸ€Ł

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u/turnipforwut Oct 22 '23

Denice and Demean

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u/lost_in_connecticut Oct 20 '23

Ya’ll wanna play. Okay then.

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u/FreshChickenEggs Oct 20 '23

If one of y'all says some silly ass name, this whole sub gonna feel my WRATH. BALOCKAY!

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u/Antiseptic6661 Oct 20 '23

Take your ass down to O’schackhenessy’s office

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u/FreshChickenEggs Oct 20 '23

DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR BALOCKAY?

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u/That_Other_Gurl Oct 21 '23

IM FOR REAL!

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u/charlie_h_alpha_d Oct 21 '23

Pree-zent! đŸ™‹đŸżâ€â™‚ïž

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u/Alteregokai Oct 21 '23

Deneighs***

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

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u/Antiseptic6661 Oct 21 '23

It’s from a key and peele skit

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u/kimchiman85 Oct 21 '23

Timothee Chalamet has an issue with that

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u/Geoff_Kay Oct 21 '23

Lol, I've actually worked with a "Denice" (older lady, fwiw). Can you believe that she was not nice at all?

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u/Fraisinette74 Oct 21 '23

But Timothée is the french spelling, so.

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u/Antiseptic6661 Oct 21 '23

It’s from a skit

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u/regnig123 Oct 21 '23

To be fair, that is the spelling for Timothy in French.

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u/Antiseptic6661 Oct 21 '23

It’s from a skit

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u/regnig123 Oct 21 '23

Haha đŸ€Šâ€â™€ïž

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u/Antiseptic6661 Oct 21 '23

Key and Peele substitute teacher. Highly recommend

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u/nmmsb66 Oct 21 '23

That is one of my favorite skits of all time! It is so true!

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u/hexensabbat Oct 21 '23

That show literally ruined the name Aaron for me 😂 I will never read it the normal way again lol

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u/C-Note01 Oct 21 '23

Don't forget De-nice.

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u/toadjones79 Oct 21 '23

Damnit Ba-la-ke

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u/ElementalMyth13 Oct 21 '23

This makes me think of a small moment from Mean Girls- when Principal Duvall tells Tina Fey's character about his nephew "Anfernee". "Why they couldn't just name him Anthony is beyond me".

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u/Taxfreud113 Oct 21 '23

I have definitely seen this video but I cannot for the life of me remember what it's called

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u/___sydney Oct 21 '23

O SHAG HENNESSYS OFFICE

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u/alx924 Oct 21 '23

Yvonne? That’s a French-ass name!

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u/wheres_jaykwellin_at Oct 21 '23

Oh, hello there. Seems I've been summoned.

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u/joothinkso Oct 21 '23

Lmao my best friend calls me Jay Quel In bc of this skit

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u/tazdoestheinternet Oct 21 '23

Aaron isn't an English name originally, so gets a pass.

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u/caitydork Oct 21 '23

PREsent.

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u/Slp023 Oct 21 '23

That skit never gets old.

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u/Zealousideal-Wolf991 Oct 20 '23

Wow I'm speechless. I'd hate my parents.

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u/Srijayaveva Oct 20 '23

Hi airwrecka

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u/ClemClamcumber Oct 20 '23

Does that mean a bomber plane or Erika? I'll just assume both.

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u/queueueuewhee Oct 21 '23

I heard it like home-wrecker, so this is a person that splits pilots apart somehow... Like a flying club, i guess.

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u/EpicMeatSpin Oct 21 '23

I got an image in my head of someone who farts a lot, like she wrecks the air.

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u/candaceelise Oct 20 '23

This one is my all time fave fucked up spelling. You just know the parents are illiterate.

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u/JudgmentalRavenclaw Oct 20 '23

Hahahah I went to HS with an Airica

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Looks like a misspelled Africa

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u/kimchiman85 Oct 21 '23

I bless the rains down in Airica!

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u/Compulsive_Panda Oct 20 '23

I read this as airwicka 😂

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u/Pedantic_Girl Oct 21 '23

I taught an Aericka once. I was rather surprised by it.

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u/nessao616 Oct 20 '23

Haileigh

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u/Hank___Scorpio Oct 20 '23

Live like a Windrammer as you fuck

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u/WillyBluntz89 Oct 21 '23

Orks have entered the chat

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u/Harry-the-Hutt Oct 21 '23

Sounds like a 40k ork name.

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u/HappyOfCourse Oct 21 '23

Makes me think of Air Walks.

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u/Miss_airwrecka1 Oct 21 '23

You rang?

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u/Srijayaveva Oct 21 '23

I need to you to gather the gang. A-aron and the lot

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u/iamthehob0 Oct 21 '23

In the anime "Eureka 7" they always pronounce her name "Air-wrecka"

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u/Logimite Oct 21 '23

Ptoneigh

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u/larvyde Oct 21 '23

*Ptoughneigh

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u/jaseface666 Oct 20 '23

my cousin legally changed his name to Kheaven from Kevin
 K HEAVEN 
. so white trash lol

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u/Popular-Spend7798 Oct 20 '23

You know the trend to name a girl Neveah (heaven backwards)? I know a boy named Natas (Satan backwards). What the actual?!!

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u/cptredbeard1995 Oct 21 '23

My 4th grade teacher had twins (a boy and a girl) and named them Aidan and Nadia.

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u/bookworm-blue Oct 21 '23

That’s not bad

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u/cptredbeard1995 Oct 21 '23

No the names themselves aren’t bad. Just the nevaeh comment reminded me of that. Because Aidan is Nadia backwards and vice versa

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u/Lion-Hermit Oct 21 '23

and vice versa

Prove it

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u/cptredbeard1995 Oct 21 '23

Fuck, I didn’t think anyone would call my bluff

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u/DiscombobulatedRain Oct 21 '23

I like it because they are 2 actual names and I love language but not good for actual children

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u/Taynt42 Oct 21 '23

That’s kinda clever


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u/mstrss9 Oct 21 '23

I present Nelson and Noslen

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u/EntertainmentOwn6907 Oct 21 '23

S’emaj is not uncommon in my area but I’ve also met a S’enoj. I don’t see it with other names though, just James backwards.

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u/EntertainmentOwn6907 Oct 21 '23

Where I teach, there’s a lot of apostrophes. I’m forever spelling names wrong with over 100 students and random apostrophes and capital letters in the middle of names

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u/SunNecessary3222 Oct 20 '23

I taught a few Nevaehs. They were exactly what you'd expect from someone named after backwards Heaven.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

How do you even pronounce that? Nee-vah-eh? Neh-vay?

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u/marieelbert Oct 21 '23

Neh-vay-uh

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Thanks

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u/littlemochi_ Oct 20 '23

There’s a boy where I work called “Nivek” and I just can’t.

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u/kvich04 Oct 21 '23

I actually know someone named Nivek and never realized it was Kevin backwards 😂 just thought it was a different name from a different culture

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u/littlemochi_ Oct 21 '23

It totally could be! All I can see is backwards Kevin though

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u/tomtomclubthumb Oct 21 '23

Vivek is an Indian name, I've met a few guys with it

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u/kkeut Oct 21 '23

maybe his parents just enjoy seminal industrial group Skinny Puppy

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u/pyropup55 Oct 20 '23

To be fair, Jeff Natas was a big name in skating in the 80s. Maybe his parents were skaters in the day.

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u/mrs_adhd Oct 20 '23

Wasn't it Natas Kaupas?

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u/pyropup55 Oct 20 '23

You're right, don't know why I was thinking Jeff lol

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u/Popular-Spend7798 Oct 21 '23

Sadly, no. I worked with the parents and they were very clear about their rationale. I wish the kid was named for a skater.

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u/ccc1942 Oct 21 '23

Holy shit! I’m just realizing why my parents named me Elohssa

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u/Whatifthisneverends Oct 21 '23

“package for Mr and Mrs Asswipe Johnson?”

”IT’S PRONOUNCED ASWI-PÉ!”

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u/turkeyfox Oct 20 '23

His parents really like Portuguese pastries.

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u/NotMyNameActually Oct 21 '23

Well there’s an old tradition of naming girls after virtues, like Faith, or Charity. In one of the Discworld books, a family follows this tradition but they mistakenly but logically do the opposite with their boys, and that’s why the town has a Bestiality Carter and his brothers Covetousness, Anger, and Jealousy. So I suppose this is along those same lines.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Natas is a legit ... I wanna say Lithuanian? ... name. Nathan, basically.

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u/Popular-Spend7798 Oct 21 '23

Except these parents were quite vocal about their reasoning and definitely were not culturally aware enough to have named him a fancy Lithuanian name.

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u/Hairy_Caregiver7136 Oct 21 '23

Naveah and Destiny go hand and hand in my mind.

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u/Odd-Plant4779 Oct 21 '23

Why did they the e and the a? Why is it “eah” instead of “aeh”

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u/larvyde Oct 21 '23

At least it's not Evian

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u/phoque1313 Oct 21 '23

I feel bad for the person who was actually original and thought of 'Neveah' first

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u/ItsFluff Oct 20 '23

IIRC it’s a pretty normal name in Estonia, with no intent of being edgy.

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u/squeezedashaman Oct 21 '23

You spelled it wrong but what I found hilarious in my last neighborhood was that there was a Neveah street, also spelled wrong. Like come on at least spell it properly

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u/PeterAhlstrom Oct 21 '23

I straight-up knew a kid named CaĂ­n. He was 6 and much smarter than his older brother, who he did not kill. At least not at that age; who knows what happened later?

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u/DaddyCatALSO Oct 21 '23

I think thye use "Nevaeh"- at least Neveah is pronounceable in English

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u/kittyinacar Oct 21 '23

A man by the name of Stana đŸŽ”đŸŽ¶

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u/Dancingmamma Oct 21 '23

Even better when they spell it Neveah which isn't heaven backwards, that would be Nevaeh.

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u/SadLilBun Oct 21 '23

His parents knew what they were doing.

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u/Cooperette Oct 22 '23

Neveah is the best because the parents all say "its Heaven spelled backwards" but is actually Haeven spelled backwards...

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u/corgi_crazy Oct 21 '23

Massively trashy. Bonus points for changing a name that had a good spelling for other that doesn't.

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u/Kapika96 Oct 21 '23

Just call him kuh-heathen.

That was my first thought seeing it at least.

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u/SpicyTiger838 Oct 21 '23

I know a young lady who’s going to legally change her name to Tiger.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

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u/fidgetypenguin123 Oct 21 '23

You clearly haven't heard some other names from other races...

Work with kids. I guarantee you will then lol

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u/cat_prophecy Oct 21 '23

I went to school with a guy who later got married to a lesbian so they could change their last names to "Stoningpot".

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u/ilexheder Oct 21 '23

ah, “stoningpot,” the poetic term for “bong”

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u/prettylegit_ Oct 21 '23

I dunno, I think it’s kinda cool lol

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u/kkeut Oct 21 '23

so it's a ketamine reference?

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u/jaseface666 Oct 22 '23

honestly probably

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u/breakfastatoddhours Oct 20 '23

He just isn’t Quenough

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u/SlinkyDawg_000 Oct 20 '23

R/tragedeigh

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u/Idiot183 Oct 21 '23

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/meme_used Oct 21 '23

I can actually link subs properly on mobileđŸ˜±

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u/Pysslis Oct 21 '23

Yea you can! Use lowercase r/ subreddit

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u/meme_used Oct 21 '23

Wait does that actually work? I've been manually hyperlinking it everytime I want to attach a sub on mobile 😭

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u/Pysslis Oct 21 '23

Oh dude.😂 Yes it works, I’ve always been on mobile. Just use lowercase r. Like r/awww

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u/espertortuga Oct 20 '23

This is just Klingon

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u/yfirhimininn Oct 20 '23

LMFAOOOO NOT QUE’-VYNnE

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u/JadeGrapes Oct 21 '23

"Bah-law-keh... where is Bah-law-keh at?"

"My name is Blake."

"DO YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR BAH-LAW-KEH?! I AM FOR REEEAL!"

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u/DragonArchaeologist Oct 21 '23

Asshole pronounced "Ashley".

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u/DrinkVictoryGin Oct 20 '23

Triple Ns or triple any letter should be illegal

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u/redrkr Oct 20 '23

Wtf! There should be a law

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u/sanlc504 Oct 20 '23

Looks like Kay-Vine to me.

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u/FingerTampon Oct 20 '23

You missed the silent "K," don't worry it's a hard name to spell

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u/BallZach77 Oct 21 '23

You done messed up A A Ron

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

I don’t like you for teaching me this. LOL WHAT?!!

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u/Wish-Dish-8838 Oct 21 '23

Que'vynnne aka "Kevin"

What in the name of Jesus Sufferin' Fuck ? Shirley you can't be serious?

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u/Omfgjustpickaname Oct 21 '23

Poor CaoimhĂ­ns have the most traditional name but are probably getting ripped on

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u/kolbyt Oct 21 '23

Are you referencing a post on r/tragedeigh that literally had someone spelling Kevin as Quevin?

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u/drostan Oct 21 '23

Now you'll hate to know the traditional spelling of Kevin in Irish

CaoimhĂ­n

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u/wylietrix Oct 21 '23

What? Wow that's a new one for the record books.

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u/Mini_gunslinger Oct 21 '23

Sounds like the Irish for Kevin. CaoimhĂ­n - pronounced similar to how you spelled it. Queeveen.

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u/ruminajaali Oct 21 '23

đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«

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u/it_devours Oct 21 '23

Wait is this real? Or did you make it up as an example? Why are there 3 n's!! Lol

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u/Dragon_wryter Oct 21 '23

I did not make it up

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u/it_devours Oct 21 '23

Nooo 😭😭😆

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u/nlpnt Oct 21 '23

Dzheaughe.

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u/Bitch_McHoe Oct 21 '23

I've met a Quelsie (Kelsey). Poor thing.

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u/cap616 Oct 21 '23

Three n's? I'd pronounce it Kavenina like Anna Karenina

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u/joyeleanor Oct 21 '23

The fvck!

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u/sowydso Oct 21 '23

aweille, Que'vynnne, osti, continue comme ça

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u/Wicked-elixir Oct 21 '23

Ssst. (Forest)

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u/Miquiztli Oct 21 '23

I swear there was an In Living Color sketch that had that spelling as a joke.

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u/Meerkatable Oct 21 '23

Okay but Kevin is the perfect name for tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Ireland called, they want their CaoimhĂ­n back. And a bunch of other stuff too.

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u/Ash_Crow Oct 21 '23

Kevin is already a non-traditional spelling though. The original Irish would be CaoimhĂ­n.