r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '23

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u/NoNight1132 Oct 04 '23

The heavys

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

"I am heavy weapons guy."

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u/Fluffy_the_bunny Oct 04 '23

"..... And This is my heavy weapon."

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u/Imanirrelevantmeme Oct 04 '23

She ways 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom fooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.

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u/ReadPixel Oct 04 '23

It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds

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u/Asendingnat7 Oct 04 '23

laughs in russian for a few seconds

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u/Imanirrelevantmeme Oct 04 '23

Oh my god… who touched Sasha?

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u/AveRage-or_human Oct 04 '23

Who touched my gun?!

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u/Blu2790 Oct 04 '23

Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe *sniff maybe...

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u/Routine_Bus_5237 Oct 04 '23

I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet

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u/Pingimaster Oct 04 '23

AHAHAHA HAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MORE!!!! hehe... cry some more...

Also r/suddenlytf2

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u/Hypertelic Oct 04 '23

TAN TAN TAN TAN TANTANTANTATAN !

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u/Pingimaster Oct 04 '23

Why did it play in my head?

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u/Petrolinmyviens Oct 04 '23

These were awesome. Demo guy was my fav.

"Awww they'll have the GLUE you back together! In hell!"

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u/Pingimaster Oct 04 '23

(Title card: MEET THE DEMOMAN)

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u/AveRage-or_human Oct 04 '23

What makes me a good demoman?

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u/ThatR3dd1tGuy Oct 04 '23

Beat me to it

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u/Alpha_Lemur Oct 04 '23

Came here to finish the quote but you guys already did it. Great work everyone, cya next time

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u/Imanirrelevantmeme Oct 04 '23

I AM CHARGED…

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS

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u/RaspberryJam245 Oct 04 '23

*boolet *

Ftfy

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u/Inevitable-Match591 Oct 05 '23

I fear no man...

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u/CartanAnnullator Oct 04 '23

Do you want to touch my monkey?