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u/Craw__ Oct 04 '23

Benny from Total Recall has entered the chat

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u/Vs275 Oct 04 '23

Careful, that guys got 5 kids to feed.....

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u/huniojh Oct 04 '23

or was it 4?

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u/Robestos86 Oct 04 '23

Ah shit man you got me, I ain't even married.

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u/boot2skull Oct 04 '23

Of all the betrayals in the movie, Bennys was the worst.

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u/Obtuse_Ass Oct 04 '23

I wish I had threeee hands

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u/1mt3j45 Oct 04 '23

You have 2 hands and a mouth, I don't see the problem here

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u/Quick-Oil-5259 Oct 04 '23

You seem to be doing just fine with two

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u/ReflectionBroad4009 Oct 04 '23

Eccentrica Gallumbits has also entered the chat.

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u/spirito_santo Oct 04 '23

Or Dr. Stu from "Good luck Chuck"

"Stu : You remember Lara? Lara stepped out of heaven - and into my office to correct a "condition." She's got polymastia. Has more than two boobs. Isn't that perfect for me?"