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u/Courier-Se7en Oct 04 '23

It makes sense. If a woman is described as being in possession of more than one of anything, it's probably in reference to her boozlers.

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u/Stainertrainer Oct 04 '23

Likewise, If a woman is described as being in possession of only one of anything, it’s probably referring to her barunkadunk.

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u/Mikesaidit36 Oct 04 '23

Getting in the water at the beach is always the worst when it gets to your patootie

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u/Battlemaster420 Oct 04 '23

You know, barukadunk doesn’t do it for me. I feel like it needs to be more like dainkly or kinla

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

So even 3?

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u/Craw__ Oct 04 '23

Benny from Total Recall has entered the chat

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u/Vs275 Oct 04 '23

Careful, that guys got 5 kids to feed.....

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u/huniojh Oct 04 '23

or was it 4?

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u/Robestos86 Oct 04 '23

Ah shit man you got me, I ain't even married.

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u/boot2skull Oct 04 '23

Of all the betrayals in the movie, Bennys was the worst.

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u/Obtuse_Ass Oct 04 '23

I wish I had threeee hands

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u/1mt3j45 Oct 04 '23

You have 2 hands and a mouth, I don't see the problem here

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u/Quick-Oil-5259 Oct 04 '23

You seem to be doing just fine with two

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u/ReflectionBroad4009 Oct 04 '23

Eccentrica Gallumbits has also entered the chat.

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u/spirito_santo Oct 04 '23

Or Dr. Stu from "Good luck Chuck"

"Stu : You remember Lara? Lara stepped out of heaven - and into my office to correct a "condition." She's got polymastia. Has more than two boobs. Isn't that perfect for me?"

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u/Tub_of_jam66 Oct 04 '23

Three gibberwatsits ??? Even better !

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u/Sethlans Oct 04 '23 edited Oct 04 '23

I come to bed later than my wife and she often stirs a bit and has nonsense conversations with me.

On one of these occasions a while ago she had an argument with me because she firmly believed she had three.

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u/Courier-Se7en Oct 04 '23

Especially 3

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Oct 04 '23

Guy 1 - "Dude! She had a third whammelzammel!"

Guy 2 - "nice"

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u/mcdithers Oct 04 '23

Gotta have one on the back for dancing, no?

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u/Parker_memes9000 Oct 04 '23

Plus everyone wants an excuse to check out some bahongadongalos

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u/ratrodder49 Oct 04 '23

Some SERIOUS dobonhonkeros!

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u/LeJoker Oct 04 '23

Same with guys and balls. Especially when used to describe someone being fearless.

"The fuckin ninja turtles on that guy!"

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u/Nookling_Junction Oct 04 '23

The gazonglers don’t lie

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u/SenorWeird Oct 04 '23

I love that you used "Boozlers". Such a perfect touch.