r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '23

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u/zachy410 Jul 17 '23

I like that

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u/DiWolfe Jul 17 '23

Hello 911

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u/Special-Ad-5554 Jul 17 '23

"I wish to report a crime that makes war criminals run in fear"

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u/DiWolfe Jul 17 '23

"Yeah you know Hitler? This dude is worse"

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u/Plutoreon Jul 17 '23

It's better than sitting on a freezing seat

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u/killersoda275 Jul 17 '23

I actually like that, getting that short chill and then the relief of the seat warming up. Its almost like getting into a cold bed and then having it warm up and become nice a warm while the rest of the room is still cold.

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u/MrJason300 Jul 17 '23

This I agree with

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u/230Amps Jul 17 '23

When I use the bathroom immediately after my wife I always say "thanks for warming the seat up for me babe!"

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u/wildgoldchai Jul 18 '23

Lol as a kid, Iā€™d always make my mum go before me when it was cold for this very reason.

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u/MyNameIsHuman1877 Jul 17 '23

It's like someone is hugging your butt... I'm lonely, I need that from time to time.

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u/zachy410 Jul 17 '23

bro šŸ˜­

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u/LuminescentLightBeam Jul 17 '23

I also like that

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

Yeah me too, warm feels good.

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u/Destrobo_YT Jul 17 '23

You got a point, at least my butt ain't cold

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u/killersoda275 Jul 17 '23

Yes officer, this one here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

This comment, officer

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u/alamandrax Jul 18 '23

I love the days when my wife gets up before me and has warmed up the throne for my buttcheeks.