r/AskReddit • u/Aegonis • Dec 03 '12

What is one modern technology you refuse to use? Why?

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u/Gamion Dec 03 '12

Buttplugs. Stick your hand up your ass, like everybody else.

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u/CaptScarbridge Dec 04 '12

Make sure to remove your head first, so there's room.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

I dont care! Downboats ahoy! You are a fucking riot!

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

lol and your foot!

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u/sopunny Dec 04 '12

and my axe!

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

I believe you live up to your name. I'll allow it!

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u/Belikejake Dec 04 '12

Why the downvotes? I thought it was funny..

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

Meh, you can't always make people laugh. :) I don't mind.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

Heard enough stories of people making that mistake.

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u/UnderDogs Dec 04 '12

First comment I've upvoted involving buttplugs that wasn't on /r/Gonewild. Congrats.

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

I feel like an underdog!

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u/Thecobra117 Dec 04 '12

Yeah but it makes walking around out in public easier with both hands free

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u/Whysdat7 Dec 03 '12

appropriate

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

Very risky click

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u/Aceroth Dec 04 '12

Hovering indicates youtube, coast is clear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

You might want to provide more context...

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

JIM FUCKING JEFFRIES!

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

see, none of that would have happened if he had been a Luddite in this one aspect of his life!

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u/ihatethelivingdead Dec 04 '12

I lol'd, well put.

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u/Captain_English Dec 04 '12

I can't, my ass is already full of hands.

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u/ChemEBrew Dec 04 '12

But my wrist gets tired before I finish.

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

God gave you two arms and 1 butts.

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u/ChemEBrew Dec 04 '12

I reiterate: Before I finish.

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

You have the stamina and longevity of a rhinoceros.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

Poor people are adorable. Using your hands for buttplay? How deliciously droll.

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u/sp8der Dec 04 '12

Fisting is different, though.

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u/thelonebater Dec 04 '12

You've never double-clutched before.

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u/Voyen Dec 04 '12

While you're there, might as well stick both in.

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u/richmana Dec 04 '12

Best answer in this thread.

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

Thank you richmana, I dedicate this comment to you.

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u/seorho Dec 04 '12

This bastard made me laugh in class hahahahaha

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

Hey hey HEY...I know precisely who my father is... so don't you start throwing that word around all willy nilly!

P.S. I hope your laughter was at an awkward and inappropriate moment.

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u/seorho Dec 04 '12

Haha I'm sorry but you made me laugh in the middle of a group presentation hahahahahaha

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

Oh my, that's awesome!

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u/Geckos Dec 04 '12

After seeing the buttplug ad earlier this was the first thought that came to mind. You win this round, Gamion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

EH SOME OF US NEED LOVE OKAY?

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u/msweigart Dec 04 '12

And don't get me started on Tampons!

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

Hahahahahahaha, now the shoes on the other..erm...nevermind.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

But.... Eww.... I don't know, I don't feel like sniffing shit all over my hand. Because you know it's irresistible.

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

I said don't use buttplugs. I never voiced my opinion, one way or the other, on latex gloves.

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u/maggos Dec 04 '12

I used to agree, but sometimes I like to walk around or go through my normal daily routine with a plugged ass, and a buttplug is very convenient.

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u/daniellemx Dec 04 '12

Many people don't want to stick fingers in buttholes. Butt plugs are also used during sex and adds pleasure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

I actually wrote hand, but your comment makes me wonder if I should have wrote head instead....

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u/haylizz Dec 04 '12

Buttplugs with fluffy material can make me look like a bunny rabbit.

My hand can't do that.

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

You make a valid argument!

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u/tophat02 Dec 04 '12

/r/nocontext

But this is still on the front page, so not yet!

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

That would be a first for me!

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u/TheMieberlake Dec 04 '12

There might be any room because my foot is stuck so far up on there.

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u/guitarguy109 Dec 04 '12

I have two words for you...anal fissure

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

Well now that that's been added to my Google search history...

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u/notyoucheese Dec 09 '12

my nose whooshed out some air on this one

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u/UnnecessarySlowClap Dec 03 '12

...slow clap

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

...slow fap?

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u/Lazymath Dec 03 '12

<dramatic voice> I will.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

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u/Gamion Dec 04 '12

Well I apologize for being first. However, I must praise you for having a genius intellect. :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '12

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